Gobbledygook

On the peak of Mount Gobbledygook a man of wisdom sat, Wondering if this would be the day that someone might stop to chat. For in his long life he had acquired a mountain of useful knowledge, Earning several degrees while he was away at Valley Guru College. He never went to watch the football team or ever drank a beer, He never dated the guru girls or found a reason to cheer. By keeping his nose to the grindstone he got what he wanted I suppose, Degrees filled with useful knowledge not to mention a flattened nose. After graduation he searched around until he had found the highest peak, Then he took shelter in a cave and waited for someone with whom to speak. Surely there would be a line of people seeking out the words he had to say, Certainly they’d start showing up by tomorrow if they didn’t show up today. Because the world was filled with people trapped in unhappy states, And he knew that he could help them because sympathy was one of his traits. So on the top of Gobbledygook this man of patient wisdom sat, Waiting for those who’d never come because they have an app for that.