Beauty Funny Poems

rhino and chimp in the knife and fork drawer
a baker baking bread on the ocean floor
jumble jumble
indoor shed
oh someone put the oak tree back to...

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THE BEAUTIFUL FLOWER VERSACE
STANZA 1
How lovely it sounds,
To hear of a Beautiful Flower which profound.
Wanting to be with it, for years abound.
Going far beyond,
To see...

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I cut my finger 
to the bone 
and cauterized the 
wound with 
melted chocolate. 

I rather enjoy 
the taste of 
pain. 
...

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This Cowboy came into this world with nothing.
So when you said you were leaving, I said
" Fine."
Now I hope I'll find me a little something.
That...

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Pop, pop, pop, a symphony of glee,
A sugary delight, a joy to see.
Pop, oh Pop, your sweetness takes my soul,
A daily dose, I crave to...

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Her marital ring gleamed on her left hand,
Yet lust was what she had carefully planned.
Her beauty, stunning, left me wanting more,
But lechery weighed heavy at...

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The Wicked Witch was Tin Man’s fantasy
He'd never seen such a beauty as she
It rained and his joints seized
Left poor Tin Man quite peeved
Every step...

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what is this moo you speak of
could it be
upon field and grass
beauty of greenery
in summer’s wain alas

what is this woof you speak of
could it be
upon...

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Stunning beauty her face really was!
She was shaped more like a lovely vase.
Never for a one night stand!
Booze brewed my sins in bare hands!
Beer dragged...

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Autumn with all the metaphors I can muster
The beauty of the season and it's golden luster
The raking of leaves
And cleaning of eaves
And my annual trip...

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No words describe the beauty she expresses,
Her explicit beauty, which secretly professes, 
The Inherent quality of her magnificent character,
Her heart is a refuge and a...

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a cross between
 a crocodile and a washing machine

a cross between
 a poorly snowman and a pot of cream

a cross between
 a flamboyant preacher and...

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"Wow! He's handsome", Narcissus would think
as he gazed at himself from the brink

Then he'd lean in to stare
at the lovely lad there

and that's how he'd...

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I KNOW A GIRL WHO IS INNOCENT AND WHOSE HEART IS SO PURE

TRUSTWORTHY AND TRUE, A GEM OF KIND

WHOSE BEAUTY AND GRACE, ARE ALWAYS ON...

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I've said it once
And I will say it again
That girls have always been a mystery
They are like buses
That won't come
Then suddenly you get three

They look...

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