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Beauty Funny Poems

These Beauty Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Beauty. These are the best examples of Funny Beauty poems written by international poets.

The voice I once forgot was mine

I was married,
but to me, it wasn’t marriage.
It was poverty-induced—
a fate sealed by hunger and silence.

I was an orphan,
taken in by my mother’s brother—
the uncle...

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Categories: funny, abuse, betrayal, child abuse,

WALLFLOWER

as the dance ends ~ the wallflower comes to life...

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Categories: funny, fun, giggle, sweet, uplifting,

What Makes Me Smile

Seeing the beauty of the morning sunrise,
then seeing the colorful sunset at the end of my day.

Making someone laugh when I go shopping,
seeing their face...

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Categories: funny, day, fun, humor, kiss,

THE TEASE

SHE DANCES JUST BEYOND YOUR REACH,
A WHISPER LOST ALONG THE BEACH.
A SHADOW CAST BY THE SETTING SUN,
A GAME BEGUN, BUT NEVER WON.

SHE SPEAKS IN RIDDLES,...

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Categories: beauty, crazy, funny love,

THE BEAUTIFUL FLOWER VERSACE

THE BEAUTIFUL FLOWER VERSACE
STANZA 1
How lovely it sounds,
To hear of a Beautiful Flower which profound.
Wanting to be with it, for years abound.
Going far beyond,
To see...

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Categories: funny, art, flower, for her,

Bunch of limericks and other funny tricks I

"Okay, tell me, who's gonna be next?"
said the writer of the too-long text.
"No, please, not me," said the lean noun.
"Cut that fat verb there, two...

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Categories: crazy, funny, giggle, howl,

Pop Oh Pop!

Pop, pop, pop, a symphony of glee,
A sugary delight, a joy to see.
Pop, oh Pop, your sweetness takes my soul,
A daily dose, I crave to...

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Categories: funny, celebration, desire, drink, humor,

Words fell silent

Her marital ring gleamed on her left hand,
Yet lust was what she had carefully planned.
Her beauty, stunning, left me wanting more,
But lechery weighed heavy at...

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Categories: beauty, confusion, desire, funny

Tin Man's Dilemma


The Wicked Witch was Tin Man’s fantasy
He'd never seen such a beauty as she
It rained and his joints seized
Left poor Tin Man quite peeved
Every step...

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Categories: funny, humor,

What Is That You Speak Of

what is this moo you speak of
could it be
upon field and grass
beauty of greenery
in summer’s wain alas

what is this woof you speak of
could it be
upon...

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Categories: funny, animal, fun, humorous, meaningful,

Drinking infidelity

Stunning beauty her face really was!
She was shaped more like a lovely vase.
Never for a one night stand!
Booze brewed my sins in bare hands!
Beer dragged...

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Categories: confusion, funny love, jealousy,

An Autumn Tale

Autumn with all the metaphors I can muster
The beauty of the season and it's golden luster
The raking of leaves
And cleaning of eaves
And my annual trip...

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Categories: funny, pain, work,

Goddess of Beauty

No words describe the beauty she expresses,
Her explicit beauty, which secretly professes, 
The Inherent quality of her magnificent character,
Her heart is a refuge and a...

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Categories: funny, art, dream, flower, for

A Cross Between -

a cross between
 a crocodile and a washing machine

a cross between
 a poorly snowman and a pot of cream

a cross between
 a flamboyant preacher and...

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Categories: fun, funny, humorous, imagery,

Narcissus


"Wow! He's handsome", Narcissus would think
as he gazed at himself from the brink

Then he'd lean in to stare
at the lovely lad there

and that's how he'd...

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Categories: beauty, boy, confidence, funny