Animal Funny Poems
These Animal Funny poems are examples of Funny poems about Animal. These are the best examples of Funny Animal poems written by international poets.
Those GiraffesOnce I had left my tea to cool
and two giraffes thought me a fool
they stuck their heads in
and formed a big grin
before drinking my tea....
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animal, cute, funny, silly,
Dine and Dash
Dine and dash we are on the go
look at all the food below
warm soup is for me
with crackers and brie
are we eating real fast or...
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funny, animal, food, friend, giggle,
Giraffe LaughLike, Yogi and Boo-Boo out on the trail.
With heads in the clouds it’s easy to smell
food; even that on the ground.
Three porridges...
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funny, adventure, africa, animal, fun,
Teddy BearsI think I lost my teddy bears.
He’ll do anything on a dare.
His brother is thin.
He’s his younger twin.
They probably went to the fair.
...
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adventure, animal, fun, funny,
SOME NECKSOME NECK
There was a big and small giraffe
They were always up for a laugh
Following spurious dietary wishes
Ate up all the zookeeper’s dishes
So much food,...
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animal, character, funny,
Funny Bunny
He was a happy bunny,
personality sunny.
He ate a carrot,
became a parrot.
Now, isn’t that just too funny?...
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funny, animal, bird, cute, food,
The Gigglephant And Giraffalaugha gigglephant and giraffalaugh
in a junglement’s delight
did swing on a vine
most of the time
but today decided to fight
set to did they
but laugh did they
and tried...
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animal, fun, funny, giggle,
Two, One, or ZeroTwo wiener dogs meet
Each yap loudly, strangely greet
Oddly on the street
Hounds bite other's butt
Owner blames the other's mutt
Not open and shut
I note discreetly,
"Both were...
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animal, dog, funny, humor,
Hog in the Fog
I saw a man walking his hog
It turned out it was just his dog
It sure did look real
...
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animal, dog, funny, humor,
Hippo Carebulging
burgeoning
bulbous grin
widening
a widened chair
to sit him in
liking
lotions
rubbed on chin
and greying
gruelling
sunburn skin
...
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animal, fun, funny, humorous,
The Unexpected Bardsat a toad by a pond
pondering
of some words
words of wonder
wondering
then he croaked them
gave his voice
voicing
and looking up
saw an audience
rejoicing
and the animals
with a...
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animal, fun, funny, humorous,
The BearThere once was an old man we called Harry
That felt all animals were quite scary
When the big bear stood tall
...
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funny, adventure, animal, conflict, friend,
Bunnies Welcome Spring
As a kid I had three bunnies,
they were free I paid no moneys.
It was Easter time,
I had won them and they were all mine.
I had...
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funny, animal, child, dad, easter,
CrITTERS RUN AMUCK-a dog went walking, with his master
a cat came running, next meowing, laughter
a squirrel in the tree, ran down to see
chirping, chipping, barking at the...
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funny, adventure, animal, cat, character,
It Started With A blank Canvas
It started with a blank canvas,
the world I should make but I am anxious.
Making fields of pretty flowers,
to the deep blue seas takes many hours.
Mountains...
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Categories:
funny, animal, bird, love, men,