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Funny Family Poems - Poems about Funny Family


The Fam
Mu uncle Franklin was a pro wrestler. He lit up a room like Nikola Tesla. My aunt Judy was a cake maker. Her cakes were tall like an LA Laker. My brother Steve played video games -until my mom Kate called him names. Kate, to her credit was a fine, fine artist. But with brains, forget it. I am the smartest....

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Categories: funny family, 12th grade, art, family,
Form: Bio
Premium Member Their Sick Shes Funny Family Diner
a-lot-a money how you run it doesn’t want her to go Seen ‘‘em leave like rookie pro...

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Categories: funny family, hate, love,
Form: Free verse



Don't Slouch
Don't Slouch! On the couch, dig for quarters and dimes, ...

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Categories: funny family, family, funny,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Minnie Minsky Funny Family-
Minnie Minsky shops at Hinky Dinky Her nephew on the farm Punky Spuky tried to milk a donkey Other cousin Cindy Dingy loved chocolate Twinkies™ While at the zoo spunky, sticky, stinky monkey gives whiskey to the donkey 3/7/20 Written words by James Edward Lee Sr.©...

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Categories: funny family, analogy, family, funny,
Form: Free verse
Funny Family
Family is a funny word It’s meant to mean the world But to some its lesser than dirt You can choose who you call family But what if you can’t Then the ones you call family Leave Run Hide From the monster they made you Then what can you tell that monster for he knows the truth about The word family...

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Categories: funny family, conflict, dark, family, sad,
Form: I do not know?



Premium Member Old Like Me
With intention, I walk into the laundry room to get what was it now, Let’s see, looking around ~ I know it will come to me somehow. I’ll resolve this, so back to the kitchen, I carefully retrace my path, It strikes me, I need some bleach, its like solving a problem in math. Every morning I gather...

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Categories: funny family, family, funny, family, family,
Form: Rhyme
Premium Member Perpetual Blather
They fell in love and married when she was about the age of twenty. He knew she liked to talk since she'd already bent his ears aplenty! She could babble at twenty miles per hour with gusts up to forty! His mother warned him, "Son, this woman will surely damage your corti!" Even when in a romantic mood and...

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Categories: funny family, funny, family, family,
Form: Rhyme
Little Marie
Little Marie Is a pretty little girl With baby blue eyes And big, blond curls. She does her homework And reads about Rome. But oh, you should see her When she is at home! She screams and she cries And she yells at her mama. Simple family dinner Often turns into drama About who-gets-what And who-sits-where. And if Marie's not satisfied She pulls her sibling's hair. She kicks what she wants And...

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Categories: funny family, funny, family, family,
Form: Rhyme
I'Ll Take a Mess of Fried Possum Innards
I’ll Take a Mess of Fried Possum Innards By Elton Camp The mountain family made its annual trip to town It was with their horse and wagon they got around Sometimes it sort of got them into an awkward tight Since not a one of them had learned to read or write They were drawn to McDonald’s by its good...

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Categories: funny family, funny, family, family,
Form: Rhyme
Ketchup Stains (
There is a place that I will never eat at again I look back at the nightmare when I was ten Back then not much of a strong stomach to endure what I did This horror I couldn't keep hid First of all, you know that back then, when they used the fly tape It was full of its intended...

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Categories: funny family, food, funny, family, time,
Form: ABC
Family
Family is here, family is there, but do you really want family everywhere? Mom folds clothes, Dad trims his toes, and brothers we don't even know. My dog leaves us all kinds of things and I end up cleaning these. Once you think about it they are really quite fine, but what do I know I'm only...

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Categories: funny family, funny, family, family,
Form: Verse

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