Funner Poems

Road Runner Clerihew

Cartoon Character Clerihew Contest

Wile E. Coyote and the Road Runner are a duo of cartoon characters from the Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies series of animated cartoons, first appearing in 1949.  You can see them on You tube.





     There goes beep beep Mr Road Runner

     Who couldn’t have been beep beep  much more funner.

     But now we have no coyotes here - 

     I can always pretend that I saw a deer.

Wile E Coyote and Roadrunner

Coyote, Wile E. 
Is my cartoon character nominee
For being the most frustrated loser
Using Acme products made him a self-abuser

Roadrunner
Made this Looney Tune much funner
When he caused Wile E to fall off a cliff 
hit by a boulder, he was flattened and stiff. 


September 17, 2021
Cleritoons Contest
Sponsor:  Joseph May

When Writing

I glanced down at the page,squinting my eyes slightly.
I wrote some words,shook my head and erased lightly.

Then the words poured out like heavy rain.
Each time it said something more,it's insane.

My writing keeps me out of pain.
It's like a ongoing chain.

Poem written after another
I'd like to say I'm a stunner.

To me,nothing seems funner.
These words just comes to me like the fastest runner.

Difficult Decision

people try and make me angry.
i can succumb to my feelings,
or i can be happy,
and walk on by.
they think it's funny!
they think it's a game.
most of them do it for fame,
among their friends.
the new ages trends!
i can follow along with them,
or i can do what i know is right.
i choose not to fight!
i choose to ignore the blood-lust!
would it be better?
would it be funner?
to choose blood-lust instead!?
I'd rather not know.
and take the proffered peacefulness 
of being a pacifist!
i aint gonna fight!
i'm gonna do what i think is right!
and walk right on by!

Gunners

Yes it’s like that,

we are dealin’ with real fake facts,

dealin’ with smokers actin’ like smoke stacks,

livin’ face to ace with a gunner out in a pack-


dealin’ with cats,

and real hate acts,

in other worlds,
not countries with borders and backs.


Yes it’s like that!

Winning the Warner's over with shiny take backs,

givers of gonad's come home to be shoveled back!


New age drama solving all of the slaughter,

out on the ****,
with a new lover of money and ribs-

...it’s like this,

i’m a gunner but also a runner who’s fast as a swinging ax!


It’s like this...

I’m done with the bummers got to be funner than all that fake fact!

Just like I’ve done her,

now I am a lover and now I’ve gotta
hate that **** back!

They old, they breed, they lie, they attack!

So fake that,

so make that!

Come on and shun um’,

we’re a lot more than what is comin',

we have bits and pieces of whats fumblin',

and it’s all for us to make into somethin'!

To break glass!

To tap ass!

And learn about a world that’s the same as we made it act...

Boast

I am better than you
In so many ways
To start it off
I will say
I am smarter than you
I'm a prodigy
A genius,if you may
I can memorize anything given 
to me
I can figure out how
Something is done
Without instructions
Or directions
I am more creative than you
I can sing
Dance
Draw
& Write
Better than you
I read better than you
I think way better than you
I use my brain more than you
My attitude & personality
Is better than yours
I am more realistic than you
You may be funny
But I'm funnier than you
I am funner than you
I am a dare-devil
I take risks
More athletic than you
I can outdo you in any sport
I look better than you
In any way,style,& form
Because I dress better than you
I am better than you
In so many ways
But I won't state anymore
The list goes on for days

Winter's Replaced With Summer

Winter is wrapped in leaves
Say that I'm losing myself 
They corrupt my every last thought

I yearn for a more hallow summer
To be as bright as the sun

I want to see everyone smile
Instead, I'm dried up in denial

Do you believe
This winter will be frost-covered?

I will reassure myself
This summer... we will have more time to go to the beach

I am here to reach for people's needs

Maybe I am losing myself... 
Summer is coming soon

My heart... Is it withering with coldness?
Is it painted against a shunned piece of art?

My heart is still alive
Pounding...wailing to get more excitement

Return, oh you sweet summer! 
This time, it'll be brighter and funner 

Perhaps it would be an enjoyable vacation 
Watching cartoons all day long 
And singing a million songs
Though the rhythm isn't the best 

We might even dig up
An astounding chest 

Now we're taking a peek
Into a petite, sunlit vacation 

I yearn for more time
For a fabulous summer

For now,
I'll reassure myself
That we're going to the beach
And plan out endless vacations

The leaves wither away
Now I'm a released animal from the zoo  
It's about the greatest time
To be free 

Yet... I still yearn
For a generous summer

To Laugh Or Not To Laugh

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Laugh at me or laugh with me,
It's really up to you.
I prefer the latter,
It's the 'funner' thing to do!

Is it funny or is it not?
Depends on how you see.
But, a little bit of laughter
Can fill a room with glee!

Text someone an 'lol',
Or simply say 'haha!'
Either way, you'll make 'em smile
Instead of 'wah, wah, wah!'

So try a little laughter,
And do it right away!
It's sure to change your outlook,
And brighten up your day!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Entered in Desiree Birdseye's contest
"Reconsidering Laughter"

Pissing In the Wind

the ocean's my play ground
and pretty days there I be found
I come from the land of pirates and drug runners
but now days I thinks fishin is funner

6 days off shore, my vision a tunnel
while all me mates puke on the gunnel
I cackle and gives the boyz a nod
and holdz tightly to me'z fishin rod

I'z drinkin me'z rum and tea
but then I reel-I'z I need'z to pee
I move a boy'z head, and puts da rod on the gunnel
and unzipps me center pocket for the bladder funnel

so while I was holdin the dong
I see'z "I got a fish on!"
oh how it gave me'z the joys
I caught that fish while pissin on dim boys

by Capt. Mike

ps I glad that fish didn't bite me other pole!

The Smuggler

I want to talk of days of old
and a story that was never told
and I will tell you this story is true
and here it is without further adue

many trips I moved green bales from the keys
on my coast guard cutter called "cherokee"
I smuggled marijuana right under their noses
In the bilge and around the hoses

many years I did it without a hitch
then in hurricane Hugo the ship started to pitch
next thing was the port engine blew
and how it happened nobody knew

a fire broke out and the sparks did fly
and with all the smoke my shipmates got high!
hard putting fire out down on our knees
couldn't see a damn thing we all looked chinese!

then when all the smoke did clear
from his cabin the captain did appear
he was very angry it was easy to see
his investigation pointed the finger at me

so this is how my career was bludgeoned
but in low places I became a legend
even though I saved lives in the perfect storm
I was just a scallywag in a coast guard uniform

By Captain Mike

ps I come from the seas of pirates and drug runners
but now I fish cause I thinks it's funner!

Vacation Close To Home

Once upon time, come every summer
Vacation travel was so much funner
Now I must stay close to home
Share with my dog a bone
O man, life today, what a bummer!

Waking Up -Sam-

Sing me to sleep baby,
lull me to good dreams and maybe,
you'll be here when i wake up. 
People say don't kid yourself,
you'll never see that other side of me,
that only comes out in my dreams.
People call me a fool, call me a loser,
call me fat.
He sees the side you will never see,
The nicer, funner, lovelier me.

I never want to fall asleep,
Never want to be away.
Never want to stray to the other side of life.

And until i die,
a restful blissful mornings sigh.
I want you to humm to me,
Make me sleep, baby,
and maybe just maybe,
you'll be by my side when i wake up.

Butterflies With Time

The trees turning back to green,
Ghouls and ghosts become more real with each Halloween.
I sit down by a tree,
and i relax and think, about life, about me.
And this is where i had my epiphany.
Everything changes, in each second we live.
Becoming harsher, meaner, funner, more grown-up.
Some of us lose our imaginations.
The kids at heart, like a ghost in the fog,
are never going to be found.

I look up at the sky. 
I look up and sigh.
I have changed, many a time.
From happy, to sad, suicidal, and mad.
To finally halfway numb.

He had changed,
he had lied.
A hundred dead butterflies,
once so beautiful this tragedy.
A life filled with hypocrisy.

The trees now burn with gold,
And i am fourteen now,
This world i see with childish, teenaged eyes.
Seems horrible at a glances first meet.
But then I see a butterfly,
and i smile, a tear gleaming in my eye.

Little Minds At Christmas

Little Minds at Christmas

Cwissmuss is a comin,
My guitar yep! I'll be a stwummmin,
cause ma mama she done left me here,
And Papa, well he ist dwinks lots and lots of beer.

Papa says,  "She won't be back."
As he packs neatly her old back pack,
She told him yesterday I ist might not understand,
cause she's leavin and was arun'n off wifff anudder man.

I tiries a lot to thiks of a funner time,
I'm not a bad kid ya know, I don't fall ta crime,
Well, Papa cried so many nights cause Mama lied,
Oh, mabeee soon my anxiebbbidies will soon subside.

So if'n yur a little feller like me,
Then maybeeee you too can see,
That life ain't always funnnnnier every day,
But well, ma papa says he's here for me to stay...

Well, Santa just can't make it ta my house this year,
Papa says he's oh so sick and has a bad cold, he does fear,
So if'n there's any other kids that thinks there's no Santa when he don't show.
Well if'n you see that Jolly old fellow do say hello, He's benn so sick, too full of woe.


Linda Terrell

Little minds see things in such a different way..
God bless all the children this holiday season.

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