Long Funner Poems

I have faith in brighter days like these
And have hope in kinder ways of speech please
I have no doubt in this mind…
I don’t want to be left behind
Collect my tears of endless sorrow
Hopefully, there’s another...

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Each English-speaker knows that funner means more fun than fun,
   and weirder means more weird than weird. And yet nary a one
of "proper" dictionaries has neologism words -
   the editors must...

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As one who grew up in a different era,
Pre-Brangeline and Californication -
When shows like Laugh-in or the Dating Game,
Bewitched or Dick Van Dyke were just about
The naughtiest you’d find on your TV -
I'm now chillaxin'...

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Easy to be cruel
against sublime unitarian longings
stewed in outdoor green/blue sunshine
reproducing universal solitude belonging

Within this multiculturally hued
resilient solidarity
I likely feel compassion's warm 
win/win communication 
in/on Earth's most gracefilled
vocationally sacred 
shared interfaith intent

To find every day,...

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I swear to the summer-
I am a well-aged drummer...

Like liver and pee's,

like grease on the tree's,

like sweet tarts and tea.

I swear to the summer-
I am a well-aged drummer...

Like listeners without runners,

like dangerous men without gunners-

don't...

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June 10, 2020

Do you have a garden that you really love?
One that you don’t mind digging in?
You don’t even mind if the Ladybugs eat it
That only kills your aphids dead.

I love my garden!
I love my...

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Winter is wrapped in leaves
Say that I'm losing myself 
They corrupt my every last thought

I yearn for a more hallow summer
To be as bright as the sun

I want to see everyone smile
Instead, I'm dried up in...

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Little Minds at Christmas

Cwissmuss is a comin,
My guitar yep! I'll be a stwummmin,
cause ma mama she done left me here,
And Papa, well he ist dwinks lots and lots of beer.

Papa says,  "She won't be...

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Yes it’s like that,

we are dealin’ with real fake facts,

dealin’ with smokers actin’ like smoke stacks,

livin’ face to ace with a gunner out in a pack-


dealin’ with cats,

and real hate acts,

in other worlds,
not countries with...

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I want to talk of days of old
and a story that was never told
and I will tell you this story is true
and here it is without further adue

many trips I moved green bales from the...

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The trees turning back to green,
Ghouls and ghosts become more real with each Halloween.
I sit down by a tree,
and i relax and think, about life, about me.
And this is where i had my epiphany.
Everything changes,...

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I am better than you
In so many ways
To start it off
I will say
I am smarter than you
I'm a prodigy
A genius,if you may
I can memorize anything given 
to me
I can figure out how
Something is done
Without instructions
Or...

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the ocean's my play ground
and pretty days there I be found
I come from the land of pirates and drug runners
but now days I thinks fishin is funner

6 days off shore, my vision a tunnel
while all...

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Sing me to sleep baby,
lull me to good dreams and maybe,
you'll be here when i wake up. 
People say don't kid yourself,
you'll never see that other side of me,
that only comes out in my dreams.
People...

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people try and make me angry.
i can succumb to my feelings,
or i can be happy,
and walk on by.
they think it's funny!
they think it's a game.
most of them do it for fame,
among their friends.
the new ages...

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Laugh at me or laugh with me,
It's really up to you.
I prefer the latter,
It's the 'funner' thing to do!

Is it funny or is it not?
Depends on how you see.
But, a little bit of laughter
Can fill...

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