Best Funner Poems
the ocean's my play ground
and pretty days there I be found
I come from the land of pirates and drug runners
but now days I thinks fishin is funner
6 days off shore, my vision a tunnel
while all me mates puke on the gunnel
I cackle and gives the boyz a nod
and holdz tightly to me'z fishin rod
I'z drinkin me'z rum and tea
but then I reel-I'z I need'z to pee
I move a boy'z head, and puts da rod on the gunnel
and unzipps me center pocket for the bladder funnel
so while I was holdin the dong
I see'z "I got a fish on!"
oh how it gave me'z the joys
I caught that fish while pissin on dim boys
by Capt. Mike
ps I glad that fish didn't bite me other pole!
Categories:
funner, funnyme, fish, me, drug,
Form:
Rhyme
I swear to the summer-
I am a well-aged drummer...
Like liver and pee's,
like grease on the tree's,
like sweet tarts and tea.
I swear to the summer-
I am a well-aged drummer...
Like listeners without runners,
like dangerous men without gunners-
don't be naked just be funner,
don't be jaded just act like your comin',
I swear to the summer-
I need no real number,
I swear to your comin'-
I love the leader and all the wanderer,
and the fisherman,
and the ponderer,
and the drinker,
and the blunderer.
I swear to the summer,
I am a well aged drummer,
I can take away your lumber,
and burn it like a hunter-
I can turn it into something,
that I saw in the light of the reflection,
I can see you dance well in the mist,
of nature's best kiss,
and resist when you need the fist,
and reminisce,
even though I am just a man,
and I have never felt the mix.
Like a tall building that hasn't been built yet,
like an animal that hasn't been born yet,
like man with his child,
like women with her mild-
life has a style,
you have it
and you fill,
in the mind-
and the child...
Just to say it again
you have been the smile,
and your love makes me wild-
and your hugs hold for miles,
and your fun takes the pile,
and even though you're gone now I can stay for a while,
and sway in the reef when the tide lifts me,
and feel the knees when I become weak,
and be too much when too much hits me-
and sleep when god reads me...
Categories:
funner, america, baby, change, character,
Form:
Imagism
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Laugh at me or laugh with me,
It's really up to you.
I prefer the latter,
It's the 'funner' thing to do!
Is it funny or is it not?
Depends on how you see.
But, a little bit of laughter
Can fill a room with glee!
Text someone an 'lol',
Or simply say 'haha!'
Either way, you'll make 'em smile
Instead of 'wah, wah, wah!'
So try a little laughter,
And do it right away!
It's sure to change your outlook,
And brighten up your day!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Entered in Desiree Birdseye's contest
"Reconsidering Laughter"
Categories:
funner, funny, uplifting
Form:
Rhyme
Yes it’s like that,
we are dealin’ with real fake facts,
dealin’ with smokers actin’ like smoke stacks,
livin’ face to ace with a gunner out in a pack-
dealin’ with cats,
and real hate acts,
in other worlds,
not countries with borders and backs.
Yes it’s like that!
Winning the Warner's over with shiny take backs,
givers of gonad's come home to be shoveled back!
New age drama solving all of the slaughter,
out on the ****,
with a new lover of money and ribs-
...it’s like this,
i’m a gunner but also a runner who’s fast as a swinging ax!
It’s like this...
I’m done with the bummers got to be funner than all that fake fact!
Just like I’ve done her,
now I am a lover and now I’ve gotta
hate that **** back!
They old, they breed, they lie, they attack!
So fake that,
so make that!
Come on and shun um’,
we’re a lot more than what is comin',
we have bits and pieces of whats fumblin',
and it’s all for us to make into somethin'!
To break glass!
To tap ass!
And learn about a world that’s the same as we made it act...
Categories:
funner, boyfriend, feelings, film, fire,
Form:
Free verse
I want to talk of days of old
and a story that was never told
and I will tell you this story is true
and here it is without further adue
many trips I moved green bales from the keys
on my coast guard cutter called "cherokee"
I smuggled marijuana right under their noses
In the bilge and around the hoses
many years I did it without a hitch
then in hurricane Hugo the ship started to pitch
next thing was the port engine blew
and how it happened nobody knew
a fire broke out and the sparks did fly
and with all the smoke my shipmates got high!
hard putting fire out down on our knees
couldn't see a damn thing we all looked chinese!
then when all the smoke did clear
from his cabin the captain did appear
he was very angry it was easy to see
his investigation pointed the finger at me
so this is how my career was bludgeoned
but in low places I became a legend
even though I saved lives in the perfect storm
I was just a scallywag in a coast guard uniform
By Captain Mike
ps I come from the seas of pirates and drug runners
but now I fish cause I thinks it's funner!
Categories:
funner, funnyfire, fire, drug,
Form:
I am better than you
In so many ways
To start it off
I will say
I am smarter than you
I'm a prodigy
A genius,if you may
I can memorize anything given
to me
I can figure out how
Something is done
Without instructions
Or directions
I am more creative than you
I can sing
Dance
Draw
& Write
Better than you
I read better than you
I think way better than you
I use my brain more than you
My attitude & personality
Is better than yours
I am more realistic than you
You may be funny
But I'm funnier than you
I am funner than you
I am a dare-devil
I take risks
More athletic than you
I can outdo you in any sport
I look better than you
In any way,style,& form
Because I dress better than you
I am better than you
In so many ways
But I won't state anymore
The list goes on for days
Categories:
funner, success
Form:
Once upon time, come every summer
Vacation travel was so much funner
Now I must stay close to home
Share with my dog a bone
O man, life today, what a bummer!
Categories:
funner, holiday, life, travel
Form:
Limerick
Coyote, Wile E.
Is my cartoon character nominee
For being the most frustrated loser
Using Acme products made him a self-abuser
Roadrunner
Made this Looney Tune much funner
When he caused Wile E to fall off a cliff
hit by a boulder, he was flattened and stiff.
September 17, 2021
Cleritoons Contest
Sponsor: Joseph May
Categories:
funner, funny,
Form:
Clerihew
people try and make me angry.
i can succumb to my feelings,
or i can be happy,
and walk on by.
they think it's funny!
they think it's a game.
most of them do it for fame,
among their friends.
the new ages trends!
i can follow along with them,
or i can do what i know is right.
i choose not to fight!
i choose to ignore the blood-lust!
would it be better?
would it be funner?
to choose blood-lust instead!?
I'd rather not know.
and take the proffered peacefulness
of being a pacifist!
i aint gonna fight!
i'm gonna do what i think is right!
and walk right on by!
Categories:
funner, anger,
Form:
Free verse
Sing me to sleep baby,
lull me to good dreams and maybe,
you'll be here when i wake up.
People say don't kid yourself,
you'll never see that other side of me,
that only comes out in my dreams.
People call me a fool, call me a loser,
call me fat.
He sees the side you will never see,
The nicer, funner, lovelier me.
I never want to fall asleep,
Never want to be away.
Never want to stray to the other side of life.
And until i die,
a restful blissful mornings sigh.
I want you to humm to me,
Make me sleep, baby,
and maybe just maybe,
you'll be by my side when i wake up.
Categories:
funner, loveme, me,
Form:
Free verse
Little Minds at Christmas
Cwissmuss is a comin,
My guitar yep! I'll be a stwummmin,
cause ma mama she done left me here,
And Papa, well he ist dwinks lots and lots of beer.
Papa says, "She won't be back."
As he packs neatly her old back pack,
She told him yesterday I ist might not understand,
cause she's leavin and was arun'n off wifff anudder man.
I tiries a lot to thiks of a funner time,
I'm not a bad kid ya know, I don't fall ta crime,
Well, Papa cried so many nights cause Mama lied,
Oh, mabeee soon my anxiebbbidies will soon subside.
So if'n yur a little feller like me,
Then maybeeee you too can see,
That life ain't always funnnnnier every day,
But well, ma papa says he's here for me to stay...
Well, Santa just can't make it ta my house this year,
Papa says he's oh so sick and has a bad cold, he does fear,
So if'n there's any other kids that thinks there's no Santa when he don't show.
Well if'n you see that Jolly old fellow do say hello, He's benn so sick, too full of woe.
Linda Terrell
Little minds see things in such a different way..
God bless all the children this holiday season.
Categories:
funner, childhood, family, holiday, lifeold,
Form:
Rhyme
The trees turning back to green,
Ghouls and ghosts become more real with each Halloween.
I sit down by a tree,
and i relax and think, about life, about me.
And this is where i had my epiphany.
Everything changes, in each second we live.
Becoming harsher, meaner, funner, more grown-up.
Some of us lose our imaginations.
The kids at heart, like a ghost in the fog,
are never going to be found.
I look up at the sky.
I look up and sigh.
I have changed, many a time.
From happy, to sad, suicidal, and mad.
To finally halfway numb.
He had changed,
he had lied.
A hundred dead butterflies,
once so beautiful this tragedy.
A life filled with hypocrisy.
The trees now burn with gold,
And i am fourteen now,
This world i see with childish, teenaged eyes.
Seems horrible at a glances first meet.
But then I see a butterfly,
and i smile, a tear gleaming in my eye.
Categories:
funner, happiness
Form:
Free verse
I glanced down at the page,squinting my eyes slightly.
I wrote some words,shook my head and erased lightly.
Then the words poured out like heavy rain.
Each time it said something more,it's insane.
My writing keeps me out of pain.
It's like a ongoing chain.
Poem written after another
I'd like to say I'm a stunner.
To me,nothing seems funner.
These words just comes to me like the fastest runner.
Categories:
funner, how i feel, poetry,
Form:
Rhyme
June 10, 2020
Do you have a garden that you really love?
One that you don’t mind digging in?
You don’t even mind if the Ladybugs eat it
That only kills your aphids dead.
I love my garden!
I love my garden!
My garden is full of
Aphid juice.
Do you have a weed patch that you really love?
One that you don’t mind digging up.
You don’t even mind if the neighbors hate it.
That only makes you plant some thistle.
I love my weed patch.
I love my weed patch.
My weed patch is full of
Groves of thistle.
Do you have a garden that you really love?
One that grows in the middle of a weed patch?
You don’t even mind when you host a garden party
That only grows a garden rash.
I love my weed garden!
I love my weed garden!
My weed garden grows
My neighbor's rash.
Do you have a lawn garden that you really love?
One that is full of white top, dandelions, and morning glory?
You don’t even mind who lives next door
That only makes it funner still.
I love my lawn garden.
I love my lawn garden.
My lawn garden's made of
noxious weeds.
Do you have a garden that is full of flowers?
One that is beautiful and lush?
Yes, you say?
Well, plant a Cottonwood tree!
Categories:
funner, cousin, earth day, environment,
Form:
Verse
Winter is wrapped in leaves
Say that I'm losing myself
They corrupt my every last thought
I yearn for a more hallow summer
To be as bright as the sun
I want to see everyone smile
Instead, I'm dried up in denial
Do you believe
This winter will be frost-covered?
I will reassure myself
This summer... we will have more time to go to the beach
I am here to reach for people's needs
Maybe I am losing myself...
Summer is coming soon
My heart... Is it withering with coldness?
Is it painted against a shunned piece of art?
My heart is still alive
Pounding...wailing to get more excitement
Return, oh you sweet summer!
This time, it'll be brighter and funner
Perhaps it would be an enjoyable vacation
Watching cartoons all day long
And singing a million songs
Though the rhythm isn't the best
We might even dig up
An astounding chest
Now we're taking a peek
Into a petite, sunlit vacation
I yearn for more time
For a fabulous summer
For now,
I'll reassure myself
That we're going to the beach
And plan out endless vacations
The leaves wither away
Now I'm a released animal from the zoo
It's about the greatest time
To be free
Yet... I still yearn
For a generous summer
Categories:
funner, adventure, confusion, faith, happiness,
Form:
Free verse