My cousin-in-law’s grandma was at a party. She says, “Me and my husband had sex almost every day.” I think some of us fell out of our chairs. So she goes on, “Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday…”
I was standing between my husband and uncle at Ted’s Hot Dogs.
So it was said, as we are ordering, “How long is a foot long?”
Laughter turned the frankfurter red. Later, after dinner, Uncle Len
wields a tape measure…zwww…measures twelve inches.
My cousin tells us about his first date with his now wife of many years. He was having tummy issues, decides to pull into his brother’s driveway, and makes for the bathroom. Just lets himself in!
Sitting on the shameless throne, going and groaning and pooing.
He hears a voice, “Uncle …!” from the kid in the bath.
Baring it all as the poet shares the naked truth. Singing the song,
as her husband yells for Ethel to put her clothes on…on a streak.
Categories:
frankfurter, humor,
Form: Prose
forever fragrant flowers
freshly frozen French fries
frosty frigid French pie
frightfully frumpy frogs
F is frolicking, having fun
frilly frisky Frankenstein
freezing frivolous frazzled fried flies
fruitful frustrated frankfurter finches
fragrant frizzled frocks
Frisking friendly fruity F
flirty fleeting fishes
flaky, flashing, flaming flashes
flawlessly flagging flip-flops
floundering in fleshy, flaxen, fluff
Flamboyant F, flavored fruitfully
Categories:
frankfurter, word play,
Form: Alliteration
Frankfurter is an obsolete word
Then again beanie weanie sounds absurd
the term wienerwurst is another way
to indicate a hotdog on game day
Categories:
frankfurter, food,
Form: Rhyme
A hot dog is made of the remains of the pig after other parts are cut off and sold as bacon, sausage patties, and ham. However many people across the world eat hot dogs and enjoy them very much. Hot dogs can be boiled, grilled, or fried. The word frankfurter comes from Frankfurt, Germany.
Categories:
frankfurter, blue,
Form: Free verse
Dachshund headgear:
Weenie
Beenie
Frankfurter for a Dachshund:
Weenie
Weenie
Grouchy Dachshund:
Meany
Weenie
Proportionally, a male Dachshund has a:
Teenie
Weenie
(But size isn't everything)
Dachshund making critical life choices:
Eeenie
Weenie...
Categories:
frankfurter, dog,
Form: Footle
Spaghetti cheese intestines
with busted pork ribs
Severed in tomato sauce
frankfurter finger
Iced spider web buns
Scary fare
Arragh!!
Categories:
frankfurter, halloween,
Form: Epulaeryu
Greyson Frankfurter Finch,
Was a lonely man,
Who had an obsession,
With doorbells.
One day,
He went to,
The doctors,
To find out whats wrong.
He got a letter,
One day,
He read it,
And knew something was wrong.
The doctor,
Had wrote,
You need,
Help.
Greyson walked,
Without his,
Purple suit,
Wandering.
Goes,
Wacko,
On someone,
He doesn't know.
Runs back home,
Leaves a note on,
His neighbors door,
And goes home.
Steps on,
A stool,
Jumps,
And commits suicide.
Categories:
frankfurter, sympathy
Form: Narrative