Frankfurter Poems - Poems about Frankfurter

...My cousin-in-law’s grandma was at a party. She says, “Me and my husband had sex almost every day.” I think some of us fell out of our chairs. So she goes on, “Almost on Monday, almost on Tuesday…” ......Read the rest...

...The milk’s gone off today, I don’t know where it’s going It booked a cab to Stansted, then climbed aboard a Boeing. He doesn’t have a passport, I’m sure he’ll be ejected The milk’s gone off ......Read the rest...

...forever fragrant flowers freshly frozen French fries frosty frigid French pie frightfully frumpy frogs F is frolicking, having fun frilly frisky Frankenstein freezing frivolous frazzled fried......Read the rest...

...Fork git about spooner hiz ham And join (singing the words in the next paragraph) whether alone in a traffic jam basting, cooking, then eating a lamb prepared by thee missus a superb culinar......Read the rest...

...Frankfurter is an obsolete word Then again beanie weanie sounds absurd the term wienerwurst is another way to indicate a hotdog on game day......Read the rest...

...A hot dog is made of the remains of the pig after other parts are cut off and sold as bacon, sausage patties, and ham. However many people across the world eat hot dogs and enjoy them very much. Hot ......Read the rest...

...His German relations would turn in their graves This great gnome abduction is causing shock waves, It reads like the spy who came in from the cold They've held him to ransom and broken the mould. ......Read the rest...

...With a mag called POETRY, I spent time Hoping to find verses sublime and sage And for all I read, not two words that rhymed Just chopped up prose splayed all over the page. This left me just a ......Read the rest...

...Dachshund headgear: Weenie Beenie Frankfurter for a Dachshund: Weenie Weenie Grouchy Dachshund: Meany Weenie Un-cool Terrier: Dorky Yorkie A Terr......Read the rest...

...Dachshund headgear: Weenie Beenie Frankfurter for a Dachshund: Weenie Weenie Grouchy Dachshund: Meany Weenie Proportionally, a male Dachshund has a: Teenie Weenie (But size isn't ev......Read the rest...

...Spaghetti cheese intestines with busted pork ribs Severed in tomato sauce frankfurter finger Iced spider web buns Scary fare Arragh!!......Read the rest...

...THE OLD GERMAN PROBLEM The burghers of Hamburg are themselves usually Hamburgers, so there! The burghers of Frankfurt are themselves usually Frankfurters, it‘s only fair! But it’s possible to me......Read the rest...

...Greyson Frankfurter Finch, Was a lonely man, Who had an obsession, With doorbells. One day, He went to, The doctors, To find out whats wrong. He got a letter, One day, He read it, And ......Read the rest...