Francophile Poems - Poems about Francophile

...Chic mademoiselles with their sexy French Kisses Discrete lacy hotels ah, what bliss this is A Francophile through and through But I must bid you adieu As my wife smashes my head with French dish......Read the rest...

...Sneaking downstairs in the witching hours I find my first lover Before school, I rarely get much sleep A Francophile who could keep me up for days Staying in her arms or on her lap before dawn ......Read the rest...

...Once upon a summer’s sandwich, over in Birdgum Hollow, the one from the old kingdom, not new. There lived two birds, one glam, a falconet, and one an Australian blue-grayish cock-eyed Cockatoo. F......Read the rest...

...Flatulent Franco from France frequently farts Fetid foul fetor fumes fill French foyers Francophile females feign fainting Fanning flatus from frowning faces! Alliteration Contest ......Read the rest...

...What a slap in the face! It’s an international disgrace! (Descriptive distraction) and (subversion in action) It’s now commonly used in parlance by judiciary while in literature this prevale......Read the rest...