Black Dog Catcher
...What is the purpose of life?
Can't even keep your wife!
Then there's holding a job.
Are you really that much of a kxxb
Life is surely about family
Why can't it be for me
Am I that screwed up?...
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Categories:
fluffer, depression, mental health, mental
Form: Free verse
No Fluff Or Fantasy For Me
...whimsy and fantasy are for a fluffer
I am a concrete wall, none of that for me.
No weird nicknames like little duffer.
I’m hard and rough and coarse as I can be.
Don’t try to soften me up or make...
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Categories:
fluffer, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Rhyme
Angora
...Dedicated to Mati, our Black Angora Beauty
Awesome soft, like butter,
A cute fluffer-nutter,
Adult itty-bitty -
All aver this flutter
About my loved kitty;
An act...
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Categories:
fluffer, cat, cute, family, love,
Form: Verse
Purification
...Yes, it’s you God's favorite daughter
Just my luck, you're out of luck, I see
Prowling the human backwater
You sure don’t need no luck with me
Luck with me
Luck with me
Love’s fertile water ...
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Categories:
fluffer, god, lust, sensual,
Form: Lyric
Lyrics
...Lyrics Contest
Sponsor: Rob Carmack
Lyrics to "God Hates A Coward"
I sow my seed where the mandrake grows
No footsteps go beyond it
I eat the dirt
Where the rooster crows
Fresh rode...
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Categories:
fluffer, anger,
Form: Lyric
Fluffer-Nutters
...When I was a child
I loved marshmallows
so soft, so gooey and yummy
Oh I'd beam out of doors
when the birch stick bore
charred marshmallow goop
for my tummy!
When I was a child
I would go hog wild ...
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Categories:
fluffer, childhood, funny, mother, mom,
Form: Light Verse