Finicky Poems - Poems about Finicky

My pet horsefly is so darn finicky Dings every male in the vicinity Only goes for rock stars Who play a mean guitar She will not accept a facsimile ...

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I went to the grocer To buy her some food But she turned her nose up Seems nothing looked good I went to the butcher To buy her some steak But she insisted ‘Twas all beyond fake I drove through the drive-through To get her a bite The fries were too greasy And didn’t taste right So I took her home At a loss, in defeat Found...

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Kentucky's Jim Beam is hardly my friend, and I do not know neighbor Jack Daniel. Uh, personally, I favor a blend: Common Old Crow or Wild Turkey will do. I have a good friend, who prefers special flowers, as in the tasty Four Roses, particularly! Another friend, she prefers a good Gin. No tequila, please! The hangover is intolerable, and I will not drink a cold beer, you hear? FIRST PLACE WINNER Written April 8, 2021...

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No Almond Joy for coconut Please don't suggest roasting chestnuts Stifled by sage and pumpkin spice Cauliflower rice won't entice Though blasphemous, I'm not bluffing I am not thankful for stuffing He picks out onions, celery All for love of finicky me. 11/10/18...

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I really enjoy and appreciate poetry And about it have often been finicky; Am your slave; You will crave All of my poems that are never kinky. Writing poems on I am proceeding, While learning how to be leading; God forbid; Trump never did; Many bad things out to be weeding. Many more great poems will still write While rest of other...

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My mind is experiencing a fastidious flatulence; slightly fiendish, and not for the finicky or fainthearted. I fidget amidst it's fanatical far-fetched farce yet stand fearless, watching it's face flounder in a foolhardy feeble-minded foible. With fervor I say farewell forever to it's festering, feverish fetish, as it's frantic fiasco foams, flails and finally fails. http://lovestruehome.com/...

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