Ferret Poems

The little Elf
All by himself
Was dancing in the wood
He was gloriously happy
As Elfin folk should be
Surrounded by nature
In all its majesty
As the little Elf was dancing
He began to sing
He sang very softly
As there wasn't much of him
Even though the volume
Wasn't...Read More

Entertained by flickers on a screen, cosseted between giants. Suited with slicked-back raven hair, snow-white starched shirt, an innocent tie.

Mother smiles at his sky-blue eyes. Father pats his shoulder, “Good show!”
The nightingale, high in spirits. The tanager beyond the street...Read More

there once was a good looking ferret
proud of his body and loved to share it
had a free attitude
loved to run in the nude
didn't care who looked when he bared it...Read More

Akin to a journalist (hoofing
NOT huffing on the beat)
heedful, mindful, and pain fully aware, bleat
me, asper caveats help me set sights
tacking within parameters of lawfulness,

when questing without sparking browbeat
upon my person, or worse...proceeding toward
said abstract destination until...
impossible mission complete
for verity...Read More

This is not a limerick
It’s a Nick Trimerick
I’ve purloined the boy’s style for a while
To say thanks for the smiles
And cuz it’s fun to shoot rhymes from my gun
(Better duck that one, son
My gun’s shot at least a dozen
And I...Read More

(I'll call him Frosty the Snowperson to be politically correct;

So as to placate sensitive souls, I must be quite circumspect!)

Now that that matter is settled, his ice skating caper I'll relate,

With all the circumstances that led up to poor Frosty's...Read More

We were sitting in a restaurant 
having enjoyed a marvellous meal
I caught sight of a man sitting near us
His hair was bizarre, no way was it real

As we’d never seen a bouffant so big
Hubby declared that it must be a...Read More

Inspection Time 2018!

Understandable dear reader, 
     how this scribe bull lime
me bloke omitted mention of 
     one bedroom flat as
reason nigh rote this rhyme

Ma faux pas faw axe pseudo dent lee 
home...Read More

Inside a large, green, fat book
Was the tale of Budgeron Ferret.
I never read it for the story,
He was far too better than his tale.
Sitting inside that large fat book,
He had always told me one thing:
To never quit, if you’re being...Read More

If ever I had a country : XXXIX - XLI

			XXXIX

If ever I had a country
And if ever by some fluke I were the Minister of Trade and Commerce
I'd round up these Protected Species of vicious witches who live off the...Read More

Donald Trump
would get the hump
if the dead ferret fell from his head,
and voters wanted that as president instead.

for the name forsakes me Trump clerihew contest...Read More

Grapes explode when put in the microwave
Judge Judy makes $45 million a year
Now if that doesn't thrill you or rot your socks
There ain't much that can tickle your rear

Some people feel the same arousal thinking of food
As they do having...Read More

I wanted a pet, but one more unique
than a bird or a dog or a cat.
So I went onto Craig’s List so I could seek
a ferret! Yes, I sure fancied that.

I found a ferret and bought him a leash,
but he’d...Read More

Elysian Fields

09/05/2018


Shadowy images, ethereal vestiges, glimpses of souls.

Ghostly pretences, undermine my defences,

Static, stranded, silently awake, wonder alone

Soft light of candle moves carelessly in my eye,

Manifesting deleterious demons in my mind.

Am I here, corporeal, visceral, essentially whole,

Fracturing my intellect, splintering my...Read More

       Wiz Away

I entered the empty funeral hall.
Am I not at the correct memorial gathering in visitation room H?
“Excuse me, sir, but is this the memorial for Mr. Wizby?
 There is not a posting...Read More

I'm not looking for answers
answers are not hard to find.
I seem to trip over them all the time!
Sometimes they conveniently overlap
making it quite hard to tell them apart.
I prefer seeking questions
they are hard to ferret out.
For questions are seldom lying...Read More

Wisdom tree is broken down,
From the peak of hand in hands,it can't be replaced,
When condition got worse, 
No leaves were found on its branch, 
Thinking I would survive through jungle of attention,  
Its remedy was an illussion, 
Appeared as...Read More

I know this funny bunny with not alot of money,
his name is Lucky Loo and has a white tummy-
he said an Irish ferret gave him a green carrot, 
and now has good fortune and won’t even share it. 

Lucky Loo...Read More

There once was a cranky old parrot
who had all the charms of a ferret.
She went to great ends
to get rid of friends
and now lives in a draft-y garret.

The draft made her sicker and sicker
which caused her to bicker and bicker.
She...Read More

The day the questions stopped,
Was the day the earth began to die,
Which should not have been a surprise even to a fly.

With no questions designed to ferret out the lies,
Or challenge the wise.
No one to bring sense to discussions about...Read More

memories
vast x-pan(d)s
BLue
Symbullic Prower
each let-ter numb
my hands
my oh my
the seimene

cognizance 
WHHO?

its all backwards
the wizard? states plainly

you should grow your hair long and sail the sea once more
with a handshake and a heavy chest being loaded onto the mast
-ded water and hookiss...Read More

I’m just bunny, 
with a hop so funny, 
who’s hungry and needing a carrot-
so I flop and plop down on my seat 
and bugging me is a purple ferret.
Wanting to know what I wish, 
he offers me his favorite meal,
he...Read More

A pair of clouds


they
ferret
out longings
joyful climaxes
rain


connie pachecho

3/19/17...Read More

I met a proper woman in a proper pub on a Monday in Peoria. It was noon, time for lunch, and we were sitting stool to stool over very large burgers at a long mahogany bar. It curved in and...Read More

      
               Fetal thought..!


Alone in a chamber, fused as one,
was I a proof of love or lust ?
Did I take shape...Read More