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Ferret Poems

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PMPoem TitlePoetFormCategories  
I Seek The Uncensored Inside Scoop matthew harris Free verse ferret, addiction, adventure, anger, care,
Premium Member Poem This is not a limerick, it's a Nick Trimerick Nina Parmenter Rhyme ferret, friend, fun, funny, humor,
Premium Member Poem Frosty The Snowperson Robert L. Hinshaw Rhyme ferret, christmas, humorous, winter,
Premium Member Poem A HAIR RAISING TALE JAN ALLISON Rhyme ferret, fantasy, humorous,
Inspection Time 2018 matthew harris Free verse ferret, 10th grade, 11th grade,
The Story of Budgeron Ferret Kaveesha Ruwindi Free verse ferret, encouraging, inspirational,
Premium Member Poem IF EVER I HAD A COUNTRY : XXXIX and XLI T Wignesan Dramatic Monologue ferret, anti bullying, corruption, home,
Trump jack horne Clerihew ferret, political,
Premium Member Poem Did You Know Jack Ellison Rhyme ferret, fun,
Premium Member Poem Ferrets, Racoons, and Skunks, Oh My Andrea Dietrich Quatrain ferret, animal,
Premium Member Poem Elysian Fields Jeff Kantor Free verse ferret, dream, imagery, magic, mystery,
Premium Member Poem Wiz Away Nancy Wolter Narrative ferret, age, crazy, magic,
Premium Member Poem Few Do Emile Pinet Blank verse ferret, change, feelings, hyperbole, imagery,
ABSENCE OF DISCERNMEMT Anderson Walkingshoes Dramatic Verse ferret, absence,
Premium Member Poem Funny Bunny With Not Alot of Money Lu Loo Rhyme ferret, children, humor,
Premium Member Poem Sick Old Bird: COLLABORATION Dale Gregory Cozart Limerick ferret, humor, poetry,
The Day The Questions Stopped David Smith Narrative ferret, allusion, bereavement, betrayal, blue,
Infinite Blue, Pirate's Abandon01 Christopher Egan Dramatic Verse ferret, adventure, analogy, art, baptism,
Premium Member Poem Funny Bunny With No Money Lu Loo Rhyme ferret, cat, children, fun, riddle,
Premium Member Poem A pair of clouds connie pachecho Lanterne ferret, beauty, nature,
Strangers in Peoria Donal Mahoney Prose ferret, break up,
Fetal thought Ram Ram Free verse ferret, birth, how i feel,
Premium Member Poem TIME TO GO OUT ON THE PISTE JAN ALLISON Monorhyme ferret, friendship, fun, humorous, snow,
Premium Member Poem Bad Bunny Silly Puppy Lu Loo Limerick ferret, dog, silly,
Limerick Trio Denis Barter Limerick ferret, humorous,
The eve of the hog Ralph Balsamo I do not know? ferret, creation, dog, february, future,
Premium Member Poem Praying Mantis Pet Dear Heart Personification ferret, insect, nature, pets,
TRENCH CURSE 1918 John Arribas Rhyme ferret, world war i,
Birds of a Feather Harley White Verse ferret, analogy, animal, bird, community,
Christmas Spare Robert Horton Rhyme ferret, christmas,
Premium Member Poem Puppy Love Richard Breese Limerick ferret, animal, cute love, funny
The Bottle Collector Leslie Philibert Free verse ferret, addiction,
Dearest Heart theo constantinides Rhyme ferret, love,
Ferret Legging mike dailey Rhyme ferret, animal, sports, drug,
Babysitting bloody Goats DON JOHNSON Ballad ferret, adventure,
winter depression Valarie Wydock I do not know? ferret, crazy, depression,
Premium Member Poem Animal Magnetism Andrea Dietrich Limerick ferret, humorous,
Animal Magnetism jack horne Limerick ferret, animal,
THE GRIZZLY ATTACK Victoria Anderson-Throop Haiku ferret, fear, nature,
Premium Member Poem Animal Antics Andrea Dietrich Couplet ferret, humor, pets,
I Am a Little Rabbit Larisa Rzhepishevska Free verse ferret, animal, child, pets,
Wondering Alsatian olusegun Arowolo Alliteration ferret, animals, depression,
loyalty to blindbelieve Mpho Leteng I do not know? ferret, history, life,
Beach morn at MALVAN sashi prabhu Rhyme ferret, nature, flying,
dawns lure of Malvan Beach sashi prabhu Rhyme ferret, holiday, nature, flying,
Ferrets revenge DON JOHNSON Ballad ferret, adventure, me, me,
Whippet John W Fenn Rhyme ferret, devotion,
Dead done DON JOHNSON Alliteration ferret, adventure, me,
storm DON JOHNSON Quintain (English) ferret, adventure,
Cholesterol DON JOHNSON Rhyme ferret, adventure, me,

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Ferret Poem Example

Animal Magnetism

A pet more exotic I'd wanted.

A pet to be groomed and then flaunted.

not a dog or a cat

something cooler than that!

I began my search feeling undaunted

In a pet store I came on a ferret.

Such a pain he was! How did I bear it?

Under doors and through cracks

He'd escape from me. AAAACH!!

So I traded him in for a parrot.

Well, the parrot just wanted to fly!

And that bird knew more bad words than I.

When he called me a whore,

I threw open the door:

“Now you’re getting your wish, Bird. BYE BYE!

A boa constrictor I bought,

He’d like to be cuddled, I thought,

But he wrapped and he squeezed,

As I gasped and I wheezed,

And offered the rat that I’d caught.


A bowl of piranha I won -

I played Baccarat with a nun -

And they wiggled their bums,

So I tickled their tums,

But bones ’stead of fingers aint fun.

My elderly aunt sent a text,

Suggesting tarantulas next,

But my spider alas,

Took a bite of my ***:

My pet-owning hobby is hexed.

I went to the pet shop, I swear,

But nothing I wanted was there -

To my pets I am prey,

So I went on eBay,

And purchased a big teddy bear.

for Darkness' Grab A Partner collaboration contest, written with a good Soup friend

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