Fecal Matter Poems - Poems about Fecal Matter

... One champagne bottle to another: I hope you won’t think me crass for asking if you’re feeling bloated with gas as I am, and millions of others. Keep in mind our distress it’s not a qui......

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...Defecation accidentally clogged... for the umpteenth time during spate to sit scrawny buttucks on porcelain throne id est videre licet toilet bowl... with toxic water brew threatening to o......

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...Hitler's final attack on quote unquote undesirable humans from the bile's of slave ships prison camps European complete infestation thee German female cock roach feasting on poor captured hum......

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...My neighbor, Pete, is very frustrated For two weeks he has been constipated Then, in Poetry Soup I heard him yell, "Whoop Whoop!" His laxative had been activated! He eats spicy food an......

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...Hurriedly enroute to her royal majesty porcelain goddess throne whereupon earlier today March 28th, 2022, after incomplete defecation sitting pretty on pissoir, I jiggled and wiggled posterior ......

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...Defecation clogged toilet bowl... courtesy prescription laxative AMITIZA and found (me) zee papa pooped out, thus embarrassing communiqué I post, a reasonably rhyming poetic shout to air griev......

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..."Will there be a need for a throne; To sit on In heaven Fecal matter will it matter Will we eat and consume manna foods And do angels discharge sweat and waste Oh! Are there need for......

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...STOOL MATTERS-- O' crap, whatz wuzz that~!! Oh, I stepped in and animal excrement, specially that of common domestic farm animals left in pasture used as fertilizer Solid matter dis......

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...Ideally, we would flush what is of little value – wiser men and women sending to the sewer of time, putrid, fecal matter -- a byproduct common to even the best of societies... lately,......

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...AT THE DUNG DINERS’ CLUB- Dung beetles them there beetles ; That feed on feces; Some species of dung beetles; Ooh! Yum just love that feces from all the species; Can bury dung 2......

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...Hee Haw, I Cried By Sy Roth With a mulish hee haw, I wrap myself in my own divine comedy. Commedia dell’arte path For a blind mercenary of his own fate. An ormolu wonder stood before me-......

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...Test icles Female dog Oral stimulation Wood Rectal insert Bulb of the vestibule Raccoon Box Ipipi Del dool Dike Cigarette Akkineni Mouthification Analingus Fornication Under Consent of......

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...Defecation clogged toilet bowl courtesy metamucil.. and found (me) zee papa pooped out **** eyes zing thee nightly dump for yesterday July 8th, 2020 - whereby plunger helped obstruction give w......

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...100% Natural psyllium husk delivered solid ecstasy As of late - I could not but barely move mine whole body felt analogous to sluggish mollusk frequent constipation found yours truly doubled o......

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...Crap dung excrement; Discharged BM; Defecation discharge fecal matter; ~ Wasted number two; Deuce feculence faces manure; Poop muck droppings ordure; ~ Guano guand cowpats Dung know......

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