Fecal Matter Poems - Poems about Fecal Matter

... It was one of the coldest winters, yet the old dog never showed up at the kitchen door like he used to, whimpering to be let in for warmth and food. Where he spent his nights, or how ......Read the rest...

...Hitler's final attack on quote unquote undesirable humans from the bile's of slave ships prison camps European complete infestation thee German female cock roach feasting on poor captured hum......Read the rest...

...My neighbor, Pete, is very frustrated For two weeks he has been constipated Then, in Poetry Soup I heard him yell, "Whoop Whoop!" His laxative had been activated! He eats spicy food an......Read the rest...

...Hurriedly enroute to her royal majesty porcelain goddess throne whereupon earlier today March 28th, 2022, after incomplete defecation sitting pretty on pissoir, I jiggled and wiggled posterior ......Read the rest...

...Defecation clogged toilet bowl... courtesy prescription laxative AMITIZA and found (me) zee papa pooped out, thus embarrassing communiqué I post, a reasonably rhyming poetic shout to air griev......Read the rest...

..."Will there be a need for a throne; To sit on In heaven Fecal matter will it matter Will we eat and consume manna foods And do angels discharge sweat and waste Oh! Are there need for......Read the rest...

...STOOL MATTERS-- O' crap, whatz wuzz that~!! Oh, I stepped in and animal excrement, specially that of common domestic farm animals left in pasture used as fertilizer Solid matter dis......Read the rest...

...Ideally, we would flush what is of little value – wiser men and women sending to the sewer of time, putrid, fecal matter -- a byproduct common to even the best of societies... lately,......Read the rest...

...AT THE DUNG DINERS’ CLUB- Dung beetles them there beetles ; That feed on feces; Some species of dung beetles; Ooh! Yum just love that feces from all the species; Can bury dung 2......Read the rest...

...Hee Haw, I Cried By Sy Roth With a mulish hee haw, I wrap myself in my own divine comedy. Commedia dell’arte path For a blind mercenary of his own fate. An ormolu wonder stood before me-......Read the rest...

...Test icles Female dog Oral stimulation Wood Rectal insert Bulb of the vestibule Raccoon Box Ipipi Del dool Dike Cigarette Akkineni Mouthification Analingus Fornication Under Consent of......Read the rest...

...Defecation clogged toilet bowl courtesy metamucil.. and found (me) zee papa pooped out **** eyes zing thee nightly dump for yesterday July 8th, 2020 - whereby plunger helped obstruction give w......Read the rest...

...100% Natural psyllium husk delivered solid ecstasy As of late - I could not but barely move mine whole body felt analogous to sluggish mollusk frequent constipation found yours truly doubled o......Read the rest...

...Crap dung excrement; Discharged BM; Defecation discharge fecal matter; ~ Wasted number two; Deuce feculence faces manure; Poop muck droppings ordure; ~ Guano guand cowpats Dung know......Read the rest...

...Mother of Cowards by Michael R. Burch aka "The Loyal Opposition" So unlike the brazen giant of Greek fame With conquering limbs astride from land to land, Spread-eagled, showering gold, a strum......Read the rest...