Funny Father Daughter Poems
These Funny Father Daughter poems are examples of Father Daughter poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Father Daughter Funny poems written by international poets.
Happy Father's Day: Daddy Was A GypsyDaddy was a Gypsy…..we roamed from town to town
Sometimes a little tipsy….but he had to wash it down
Never stay too long…always have a song…to sing
Mama...
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father daughter, childhood, family, father, father
You Look Nice“Don’t you look nice!”, the waitress said
she left to get our ordered bread
as his black coffee cooled
he said, “You’ve got her fooled,”
and I went home...
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father daughter, fun, funny,
A Rainy Train Journey - Happy Father's DayA sudden rain
cloaked the rail path
Lightning strikes were furious
Thunder storms drum big
Windows drenched in rain
Unable to see the scenes
Uncertain about the future
As we were...
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daughter, father daughter, fathers
O Honey“O Honey, the brute bear, straddles the box.”
The saxophonist stares. “Music unlocks
the stuffings out of the dread growling beast.
Bear’s tongue does round his lips. Am...
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animal, childhood, father daughter,
Love To My StarfishWho was granted his wish
A Happy Father's Day
I honor you and pray
Time to notice all you have done
To makes us as one
Life has been enjoyed
Filled...
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blessing, father daughter, fathers
The CostNever saw anyone with a brighter smile,
a quicker wit.
Mundane chores were joke fodder;
You convulsed at your own folly,
Marked the hours by chuckles
Grim labors lightened,
In the...
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father daughter, appreciation, bereavement, family, father
Not Much of a Real ManWhen you see someone bettering themselves.
Sometimes you need to swallow your pride and put your ego on a shelf.
You may not like a person's decision.
Their...
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father daughter, anger, anxiety, bullying, discrimination,
Trampoline TroublesI decided to have an Andy Griffith moment with Tyler and Violet last night and brought them outside to check out the once every century...
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father daughter, animal, child, dad, father
Jimmy Chongs DemiseThere was this guy called Jimmy Chong
Lived on the outskirts of Hong kong
Married his first cousin Susy Dong
Her dad said "Jimmy this is wrong."
On...
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father daughter, funny, murder,
Daughters of the KingDAUGHTERS OF THE KING
Hear Ye, Hear Ye,
Oh Daughters of the King.
From creation’s crown, to our glorious gown,
Let Heaven and nature sing!
Awake, Align, Acclimate,
Bring it...
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faith, father daughter, fun,
Desperate LoveEvery dawn starts an extreme desire
A desire to have her by my side,
May be cuddle her,not even kissing
That alone can quench my thirst for her
I...
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beautiful, depression, father daughter,
Weekend Father
Unfortunate circumstances made me a weekend father
Two parents separated by a marred history,
now had to care for a child ...
an innocent victim who received emotional...
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art, divorce, father daughter,
Existentially Deconstructing the Knock-Knock Joke Into the Perfect Moral Tale"Knock-Knock!" - Who's there?
"Diaphragms!" - Diaphragms who?
"Diaphragms...Don't always seem to work...
...I don't know how else to tell you this...
...So I am just gonna say it...
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angst, father, father daughter,
A Daughters PoemIt seems like yesterday, that God took you away,
To a far better place, some would say.
Where living is easy, and always pain free,
A place...
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father daughter, dad, death, emotions, faith,
Daddy's Watching From HeavenDon't you ever think I'm not always there with you , I hear every word you say and see everything you do..
I know it must...
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father daughter, cancer, dad, daughter,