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Funny Father Daughter Poems

These Funny Father Daughter poems are examples of Father Daughter poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Father Daughter Funny poems written by international poets.

A rainy train journey - Happy father's day
A sudden rain
cloaked the rail path
Lightning strikes were furious
Thunder storms drum big
Windows drenched in rain
Unable to see the scenes
Uncertain about the future 
As we were...

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Categories: daughter, father daughter, fathers

Premium Member Dear Father
Dear Father, mine. 

I ran away from bad. 
I took my children with me.
I found a place to run to. 
It was an empty castle...

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: father daughter, christian, courage, father, father

Slinky Highway Time

I wished to know how my new slinky would do out the car’s back window
So while Dad drove highways and thought me backseat asleep with...

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Categories: father daughter, car, childhood, confusion, father

Premium Member O HONEY
“O Honey, the brute bear, straddles the box.”
The saxophonist stares. “Music unlocks

the stuffings out of the dread growling beast.
Bear’s tongue does round his lips. Am...

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Categories: animal, childhood, father daughter,

Love to my starfish
Who was granted his wish
A Happy Father's Day
I honor you and pray
Time to notice all you have done
To makes us as one
Life has been enjoyed

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Categories: blessing, father daughter, fathers

There For Me
Looking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.

I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...

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Categories: father daughter, 12th grade, character, hope,

The cost
Never saw anyone with a brighter smile,
a quicker wit.
Mundane chores were joke fodder;
You convulsed at your own folly,
Marked the hours by chuckles
Grim labors lightened,
In the...

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Categories: father daughter, appreciation, bereavement, family, father

Premium Member O' 'Eck, My Mistake

On chatting to the owner of the cats, I found out what I thought was a mother to daughter cat, is actually...

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Categories: father, father daughter, funny,

Not much of a real man
When you see someone bettering themselves.
Sometimes you need to swallow your pride and put your ego on a shelf.
You may not like a person's decision.

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© Erica Berg  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: father daughter, anger, anxiety, bullying, discrimination,

Premium Member Come Home
Come Home

Please listen to me. 
You have not "done" anything, 
that I have not done before, 
or if you have, 
then we can still talk....

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© Ann Foster  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: father daughter, absence, addiction, anti bullying,

Trampoline troubles
I decided to have an Andy Griffith moment with Tyler and Violet last night and brought them outside to check out the once every century...

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Categories: father daughter, animal, child, dad, father

Premium Member Jimmy Chongs Demise
There was this guy called Jimmy Chong
Lived on the outskirts of Hong kong
Married his first cousin Susy Dong
Her dad said  "Jimmy this is wrong."


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Categories: father daughter, funny, murder,

Premium Member Daughters Of The King

Hear Ye, Hear Ye,
Oh Daughters of the King.
From creation’s crown, to our glorious gown,
Let Heaven and nature sing!

Awake, Align, Acclimate,
Bring it...

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Categories: faith, father daughter, fun,

Desperate Love
Every dawn starts an extreme desire
A desire to have her by my side,
May be cuddle her,not even kissing
That alone can quench my thirst for her

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Categories: beautiful, depression, father daughter,

Weekend Father
Unfortunate circumstances made me a weekend father
Two parents separated by a marred history,
now had to care for a child ...
an innocent victim who received emotional...

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Categories: art, divorce, father daughter,