Jimmy Chongs Demise
There was this guy called Jimmy Chong
Lived on the outskirts of Hong kong
Married his first cousin Susy Dong
Her dad said "Jimmy this is wrong."
On their honey moon they went to China
Susy's dad was determined to find her
To put an end to this misery and shame
Jimmy had brought on his family's name.
Well Jimmy had to keep one step ahead
Because old man Dong wanted him dead
He slept with one eye open when in bed
What Dong would do filled him with dread.
Jimmy only married Susy for her money
Didn't love her thought she looked funny
Now all Jimmy needed was her bank pin
When he had that, he would do her in.
At Guang Un Trang a little coastal town
Thats where old Dong tracked them down
He tied up Jimmy bundled him in his car
Drove to the cliffs which wasnt too far.
At the cliff he pushed him over the side
"A great shame you caused me " old Dong cried
"You married young Susy against my wishes
So now you can sleep with the fishes ".
Written on 29th of June 2018.
Copyright © Tom Cunningham | Year Posted 2018