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Funny Father Poems

These Funny Father poems are examples of Father poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Father Funny poems written by international poets.


His Father
You can see it in our faces,
by the looks in our eyes.
There's no way I am the father.
They who said it told you lies.
You can...

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Categories: child, father son,



Premium Member The Holy Spirit confirmation by my father Ernest James King
Ernest James King my father actually named after the King a James bible he taught me running golf all about god south side with you...

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Categories: father, baptism, beautiful,

Premium Member Happy Father's Day: Daddy Was A Gypsy
Daddy was a Gypsy…..we roamed from town to town
Sometimes a little tipsy….but he had to wash it down
Never stay too long…always have a song…to sing
Mama...

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Categories: childhood, family, father, father

Premium Member To The Dad I Once Knew
* Note My dad passed away today, a little over seven months since my mom passed. After a thirty year estrangement my dad and I...

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© Tom Woody  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: 1st grade, death, father,

Premium Member Curtains
Setting: A parlor with money hanging on a wall becomes the topic.

Characters: 
Teen, short boy like to talk down on adult's
Woman, passion for hanging money

Dialogue:
Teen:...

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© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: appreciation, beautiful, change, father



THE KING IS GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN
THE KING IS GONE BUT NOT FORGOTTEN

For the rest of my life, you will never be forgotten
Every day I will think of you again and...

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Categories: cry, dad, father son,

A Lil' Nip
Son, don't stand there with that cold stare and judge me
When I twist the cap and pour a glass and tilt my head gently

Just know...

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Categories: angst, anxiety, drink, father

Premium Member The Funny Papa's
'66 Buick Station Wagon back gate door open
boys toss school stuff lay down in back fixes booked pillows
older bro latch down the back gate shut
girls...

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© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: father, appreciation, character, childhood, family,

Premium Member You Look Nice
“Don’t you look nice!”, the waitress said
she left to get our ordered bread
	as his black coffee cooled
	he said, “You’ve got her fooled,”
and I went home...

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Categories: father daughter, fun, funny,

Premium Member His Dad and Baseball
His father loved baseball…he watched his favorite team religiously…
“It’s a lot like life.” He’d say. “Come and watch a game with me.”

“When it’s your turn...

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© Jim Yerman  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: baseball, father son, life,

My Daddy Funny Narrative
My Daddy is a legion in his own right,
It all stems from an ugly fight.

His name is Curtis Town,
Everyone knows he does not mess around.

He...

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Categories: bullying, father,

Lucifer Aint It Funny How Scott Always Seems 2 Get Off Free Ohh Father
Ain't it Funny how

Lucifer once said to his father 

Some certain individuals 

No matter how guilty they are 

Or evidence doth incriminate them

Always seem to...

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Categories: father, slam,

Premium Member My Granddad's Father Christmas
My granddad’s Father Christmas.
I’ve known since, as a waif,
I heard his Father Christmas voice
That deep and rumbling friendly noise.
It kept me warm and safe.

My granddad’s...

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Categories: father, christmas, relationship,

Came, Went and Came Back
It is not once or twice I lack
The words to describe the indescribables
The ink to write the numerous stories
Of how he came and went and...

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© John Lenda  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: father, forgiveness,

A Rainy Train Journey - Happy Father's Day
A sudden rain
cloaked the rail path
Lightning strikes were furious
Thunder storms drum big
Windows drenched in rain
Unable to see the scenes
Uncertain about the future 
As we were...

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Categories: daughter, father daughter, fathers


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