Jane was the fastest girl in her small town
By age sixteen she'd been passed all around
Jane went dancing one night
Drank way too much, got tight
Woke up next morn ~ a woman of renown
Categories:
fastest, growing up, woman,
Form: Limerick
as Niger becomes
the fastest African economic
growth in three months
of the new government,
nigeriens see importance
of their rise.
As Niger will be
the 4th fastest economic
growth in the World in 2024,
many Africans see
the importance to destroy
neo-colonisation.
Categories:
fastest, africa, imagery,
Form: Free verse
Shelly had heard of the fastest way to a man’s heart
And she did not doubt if, for it was also the way to hers
She was thrilled when she married a world-renown chef
Not realizing when he came home after work
The last thing he would want to do is cook or bake
Categories:
fastest, feelings, food,
Form: Free verse
Slowly is the fastest way
I can't be faster than my shadow
So I take cautious in life
I don't want to crash to vanity
I have no other way if I don't hold on
And go with patience
Life has enough for my needs
So I need not to rush my hot soup
Slowly is the fastest way
The world is a market place
So I trade careful
Despite my mistakes
I learn to be more focus
And keep my corner tight
No one can do this for me
No one can live my life for me
I choose to trade my step gradually
Cos am sure I can't run faster than
My shadow if I need to survive.
Categories:
fastest, africa, courage, inspiration, motivation,
Form: Epic
Disaster came
In a split second
The fastest time
The salvation came
In a split second
The fastest action
The fastest time
Within the “ fastest ”
You may be
A loser or a winner
A slave or a host
Categories:
fastest, loss, time,
Form: Free verse
For endurance, humans can outrun all animals
Except for creditors who are basically cannibals
Who woulda thunk it
Faster than baboon's wit
But baboons win if you slide on a banana
Categories:
fastest, animal,
Form: Limerick
cheetah the fastest
animal gazelle its prey
is second fastest
2019 September 10
Categories:
fastest, nature,
Form: Haiku
Banjo strings ringing
Mandolin singing
Bass beating out time
Harmonic guitar
Fiddle sighing notes.
Playing so fast
The strings will snap
Bows will lose hair
Players don’t care.
Playing’s fun
Many runs
Filling air.
No cares
Bluegrass
Rules!
Categories:
fastest, appreciation, celebration, fun, music,
Form: Diminished Hexaverse
Before we begin let me say this is not a fun job.
I stand up, and shake their hand.
Thanks.
Fastest job interview ever.
Categories:
fastest, jobs,
Form: Free verse
Categories:
fastest, crazy, satire,
Form: Couplet
For endurance, us humans can outrun all animals
Except for creditors who act like cannibals
Who woulda guessed it
Faster than a baboon's wit
But baboons win if you trip on your pyjamas
Categories:
fastest, leadership,
Form: Limerick
Frida rode a ferry,
Timmy on a train,
Perry beat them both,
He flew on a plane.
Categories:
fastest, children, humorous,
Form: Rhyme
Fastest Person On Earth
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When I wanted to have a great gift
I asked Usain Bolt to give me a lift
Fasted person in world he has been
Might not get another chance again.
Jim Horn
Categories:
fastest, appreciation,
Form: Couplet
Walking the road of life
taking directions as I go
selfish ways to please myself
not knowing their body blow
But on my tracks all the while
is mercy always at my tail
unaware of Him at the time
His pursuit will not fail
This mercy has a still small voice
speaking to my inward soul
all the while calling for me
to turn from life's wasted goal
This runner seems so relentless
determined to never give up
for His power is overwhelming
so to take away my bitter cup
This cup of sin belongs to me
but this man of mercy drank it all
taking my punishment I deserved
so I can now obey His call
What stamina and speed this was
to always keep me in His sight
this runner mercy is the best
for He's now my eternal light
(c)poetgord
Categories:
fastest, life, spiritual,
Form: Rhyme
Fastest Limerick Man in the West
There was a young man was always up for test
Produced great limericks that rhymed the very best
Some said he had wrote stupor
or maybe had great humor
He definitely stole funnies from the west.
Written: Nov. 17, 2015
Theresa WC
Categories:
fastest, fun, nonsense,
Form: Limerick
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