Best Fastest Poems

   Jane was the fastest girl in her small town
   By age sixteen she'd been passed all around
      Jane went dancing one night
      Drank way too much, got tight
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Fastest,Highest and Strongest  a moment’s story,
Citius ,Altius ,Forius – a better story of Olympic glory.
Bolt ,Ukhov and Hafez  the greatest of  achievers
Are only miniature images  in the Olympic rings.

March of Athens to London-2012  is  over
Yet for another  city...

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Jerry Garcia singing on the radio
urges us to "Come Hear Uncle John's band by the riverside"
    Night wraps its arms around me
   City lights shine and
are reflected in my eyes
Drums beat slowly as does the heart
    Garcia...

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Fastest Limerick Man in the West


There was a young man was always up for test
Produced great limericks that rhymed the very best
Some said he had wrote stupor
or maybe had great humor
He definitely stole funnies from the west.

Written: Nov. 17, 2015
Theresa WC...

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<                                      Now hold on there Tex !
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A swift running athlete, on two fleet-feet,
Runs twenty miles an hour.
A galloping horse runs a faster course;
His hoofs a pounding power.

Still faster is the deer traveling in fear.
At fifty he looks around,
To see a cheetah display seventy to catch its prey.
He’s the fastest four-footer found.

For...

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Frida rode a ferry,
Timmy on a train,
Perry beat them both,
He flew on a plane....

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Before we begin let me say this is not a fun job.
I stand up, and shake their hand.
Thanks.
Fastest job interview ever....

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I CHOOSE THE FASTEST LOOKING HORSE
MUSCULAR YET SLEEK IN SHAPE
WITH A FIXED LOOK OF DETERMINATION
A BODY OF BRIGHT COLORS 
AND A SADDLE AND BLANKET TO MATCH

I HOLD ON TIGHT 
THE CAROUSEL MOVES
AROUND AND AROUND
THE MUSIC CONTINUOUSLY PLAYS ON 
AS MY HORSE GOES UP AND DOWN...

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For endurance, us humans can outrun all animals
Except for creditors who act like cannibals
Who woulda guessed it
Faster than a baboon's wit
But baboons win if you trip on your pyjamas...

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I’ve had to work a little harder down at the council yard,
and by gee I’m glad it’s time for knocking off.
Had to fix Andy’s broken shovel handle - he leaned a little hard,
and ‘Occa’ took the day off with a cough.

I never stopped to have...

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Fastest Person On Earth

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When I wanted to have a great gift
I asked Usain Bolt to give me a lift
Fasted person in world he has been
Might not get another chance again.

Jim Horn...

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THE 12.12 SECS FASTEST WOMAN ALIVE

Life exudes in it's harshest of complexities:
I have built this machine with bleeding hands,
shaped her to slice the wind,
shined her as melanin with polish and sweat,
balanced her with feel in the cold chill
and powered her in heat with iron and...

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cheetah the fastest
animal gazelle its prey
is second fastest


2019 September 10...

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For many years we were mis lead by this myth
                The real one was a little short guy, kind of slow with bad eye sight
When his temper would flare, take...

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