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Humorous Fashion Poems

These Humorous Fashion poems are examples of Fashion poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Fashion Humorous poems written by international poets.


Precedent setting the stage for kerning and tracking piqued my interest
Precedent setting the stage for kerning and tracking piqued my interest

Just before logging off for the day,
and ready to boogie out of the joint
an email...

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Categories: adventure, appreciation, business, fashion,



Premium Member MY UNCLE WEARS A DRESS
My uncle wears a dress
I heard my uncle talking
About his favourite dress,
And how he needs a new one
As its old and in a mess.

He says...

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Categories: cheer up, childhood, fashion,

Hooker
He mistook her for a hooker
                   ...

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Categories: fashion, humor, humorous, people,

A brushstroke choreographing dramatic elegy framing harmonic gavotte
A brushstroke choreographing dramatic elegy framing harmonic gavotte 

specified such so as to issue a rhyme, 
but proceeded as this scribe 
didst git linkedin with...

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Categories: fashion, 12th grade, beautiful, celebration,

Premium Member thanksgiving fashion
a cranberry sauce with flair

decided to dye its hair

a red vibrant hue

stood out in the stew

thanksgivings saucy affair.
...

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Categories: fashion, food, giggle, humor, humorous,



Premium Member Dragged Out of Fashion Show
Gucci really outdid themselves on this outfit.
I clap way longer than the others.
I stand up and whistle and hoot too.
Someone escorts me out, for I...

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Categories: fashion, humorous,

Recalcitrant Rhymester Demonstrates Reasonable Raillery
spoke kin like 
a true non establishmentarian.

Wily wordsmith wields wisdom and wit
renders requiem welcoming thee to visit,
no matter foisting poetic riffraff (mine)
necessitates applying figurative tourniquet
to...

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Categories: fashion, appreciation, atheist, celebration, confidence,

Strength Shirt a Fashion That Few Wear
there is a certain sort of fashion
similar to mother of invention
but only crazy show
only when madness grows
straitjacket is solution...

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Categories: fashion, allegory, allusion, crazy, humorous,

Premium Member Back-Up Plan
The starlet wore a cutaway gown
The bodice somewhat non-existent
When asked who she was wearing
She said, "Myself, for I am preparing,
Should this acting gig turn out...

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Categories: fashion, humorous, star,

Top Model Dictatorship of Fashion
Parading imposing and charming
          the model displayed her pretty-looking
       ...

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Categories: fashion, allegory, allusion, beauty, humorous,

Premium Member Mirror Mirror
Once I wouldn’t dare to be seen
Without mascara and liner
Never doubting that my dreams
Were founded on these little things

Often I chose to just stay home
When...

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Categories: beautiful, fashion, humorous, mirror,

Premium Member When Plans Dont Go To Plan
went out in a new outfit and car, to find I had a flat tire

 
Date Written: 8/24/2020

2 Place     When plans...

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Categories: car, clothes, fashion, funny,

Premium Member The Fashion Police
This is not just a poem
but more of a point of view.
So, go ahead and nod
when you hear something
that rings true.
You've always wanted
to call the...

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Categories: fantasy, fashion, fun, humorous,

Premium Member Fashion 2
My most passionate affair
Will never die or lose its flare.
It won't fade, it wont get stale,
The sparkle ignites when it's On Sale!
In short, I am...

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Categories: fashion, humorous,

Premium Member The Menacing Stranger At Shopco-Tar-Zhay
The Menacing Stranger At ShopCo-'Tar-zhay'  - A Narrative Poem

One day at a dress shop,
I met a man selling shoes,
For money he wanted to swap,
But...

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Categories: allusion, anxiety, appreciation, fashion,


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