Humorous Fashion Poems
These Humorous Fashion poems are examples of Fashion poems about Humorous. These are the best examples of Fashion Humorous poems written by international poets.
A brushstroke choreographing dramatic elegy framing harmonic gavotteA brushstroke choreographing dramatic elegy framing harmonic gavotte
specified such so as to issue a rhyme,
but proceeded as this scribe
didst git linkedin with...
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Categories:
fashion, 12th grade, beautiful, celebration,
Dragged Out of Fashion ShowGucci really outdid themselves on this outfit.
I clap way longer than the others.
I stand up and whistle and hoot too.
Someone escorts me out, for I...
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fashion, humorous,
Recalcitrant Rhymester Demonstrates Reasonable Railleryspoke kin like
a true non establishmentarian.
Wily wordsmith wields wisdom and wit
renders requiem welcoming thee to visit,
no matter foisting poetic riffraff (mine)
necessitates applying figurative tourniquet
to...
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Categories:
fashion, appreciation, atheist, celebration, confidence,
Strength Shirt a Fashion That Few Wearthere is a certain sort of fashion
similar to mother of invention
but only crazy show
only when madness grows
straitjacket is solution...
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Categories:
fashion, allegory, allusion, crazy, humorous,
Back-Up PlanThe starlet wore a cutaway gown
The bodice somewhat non-existent
When asked who she was wearing
She said, "Myself, for I am preparing,
Should this acting gig turn out...
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Categories:
fashion, humorous, star,
Top Model Dictatorship of FashionParading imposing and charming
the model displayed her pretty-looking
...
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Categories:
fashion, allegory, allusion, beauty, humorous,
Mirror Mirror
Once I wouldn’t dare to be seen
Without mascara and liner
Never doubting that my dreams
Were founded on these little things
Often I chose to just stay home
When...
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Categories:
beautiful, fashion, humorous, mirror,
There For MeLooking back, one thing comes clean-glass clear
you were always there for me subduing every fear.
I tried to do my duty, be a husband strong and...
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Categories:
fashion, 12th grade, character, hope,
When Plans Dont Go To Planwent out in a new outfit and car, to find I had a flat tire
Date Written: 8/24/2020
2 Place When plans...
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Categories:
car, clothes, fashion, funny,
The Fashion PoliceThis is not just a poem
but more of a point of view.
So, go ahead and nod
when you hear something
that rings true.
You've always wanted
to call the...
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Categories:
fantasy, fashion, fun, humorous,
Fashion 2My most passionate affair
Will never die or lose its flare.
It won't fade, it wont get stale,
The sparkle ignites when it's On Sale!
In short, I am...
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fashion, humorous,
What Did She WearMy neighbor was such a thrill, ...
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cry, fashion, friend, green,
The Menacing Stranger At Shopco-Tar-ZhayThe Menacing Stranger At ShopCo-'Tar-zhay' - A Narrative Poem
One day at a dress shop,
I met a man selling shoes,
For money he wanted to swap,
But...
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Categories:
allusion, anxiety, appreciation, fashion,
Barefoot BuccaneerBronwyn the Barbaric was a buxom lass
the envy of all her peers
She spoke with unrivaled swashbuckling sass
her pirate-ess fashion was fierce
She could charm off the...
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Categories:
fantasy, fashion, funny, humor,
Drag Queen BeautyThey’re loud and proud, brassy and flashy
Wigs that make Dolly Parton proud
Glitzy dresses that sparkle
Pounds of heavy make up
They’re buxom beauties
Feathered boas
Flamboyant
Drag queen
Men...
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Categories:
fashion, fun,