Ey Poems - Poems about Ey

Interview with a Mirror

...Hey, why are you copying me?
Every word I say you just repeat.
Lose the mocking attitude, please?!
Look at you, you're even trying to be me!
Overy and out, you'...

Best Of Both Worlds

...Written By:  D. Collins 11/22/24



A man like me has the best of both worlds.
A life lacking fear and an awesome Li'L Girl.
Ne...

Radhika Teacher

...Rare to see a beautiful soul like her who is
Aglow inside out, admirable and amiable. A teacher so
Dedicated, for us students who seek music, she is
Humble, hospitable,...

Deadstool

...Canada needed a hero but a fowl mouth                                                                                                     so this Merc is a jerk that can not be hurt                  ...

monday mor'nin muse

....

                  I meant blues
                      yes I did

                         Nope
             never experienced the
               clinical dysfunction

                    ...

A LANCASHIRE LIASON

...
A  LANCASHIRE  LIASON

“Laugh an world laughs with yer” she said, as she cum in.
I said,“ Do you live in a barn?” 
 She grimaced an with er large left arm she swung out an shut door.
“Are y’ e...

Blt On White

...For lunch today my wife said,
husband, why don’t we eat out.
I said, Honey in these Covid times,
that’s not what I’m about.

You just sit back and rest your feet,
and let me worry about our lun...

Foundation Beneath - Ok

...a foundation day shone...

(from beneath an 'agree'
meant to follow the rules)

for anchored oak-ey irregulars...

(of number patterns rooted in
the unspoken as/of a sudoku)


stan sand...

Torch Lake Invasion

...If gold coins and silver dollars
Could turn hollow and float
On the quivering skin of Torch Lake

July backstroke of jingle
Belly rings nipple rings
This would be it

Drowning Japanese Beetle...

Nyc Sabbath Prayer

...Coffee shops bloom into aroma.
New York City
spew on the sidewalk.
This day Lord if you care;
in the timpani of each mind
thunder your long bong songs.
Bless the rats in their 
dank hid-ey-hol...

A Freezing Cold Water Swim

...(Sung To The Song "A Spoonful Of Sugar" By Julie Andrews...From the film..Mary Poppins)...(1964)

A winters New Year's Day cold swim     
May seem irrational and grim
And dress-up fun is...set!  ...

Alberta Texas Florida - What

...Alberta…..they probably just shook their heads and muttered “ey?”

Texas…probably rode it down, roped it, branded it and sent it on its way.

Florida….they probably took it fishing... in the Ever...

Dear Quilt

...Their heads superglued, smiles extend,
the spread of their deer quilt upon his lap.
They read, as if one, “Mon—ey can’t buy
hap-pi-ness but it can buy hunting gear…
which is pretty much the same ...

Little Bit of Yorkshire

...Ey-up uncle Ken,
I bet tha goin, bookies Agen!
I'll go with thee,
If it's or rate.
I go that way,
To see mi mate.
Wats tha backin, in two thirty?
Mi gran ses put a Bob,
On flirtin girty.
Gon...

Keep It Christmas-Ey

...
On Christmas Eve,
forget not to have your spirit a-glow
with joy 
Colorful as a bright rainbow

Keep the caroling mood
praise sleigh ride firmament high
Evergreen merrily cool

Maki...

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