Thank You Poet Entomologist
...Help! I stand desperately on a precipice,
and ask you, poet, what kind of bug is this?
I am not an entomologis.
It was on top of my laptop computer.
Is it male or female or is it neuter?
I ca...
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Categories:
entomologist, insect, silly,
Form: Rhyme
Once Again Besieged By Fruit Flies
...Once again besieged by fruit flies
Pestiferous infestation quite
argh apartment unit b44
plagued with plight
analogously linkedin to phenomena
experienced within outer limits
of the twili...
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Categories:
entomologist, anger, animal, august, creation,
Form: Rhyme
The Dobson Fly
...We’d just sat down to enjoy our White Duck tacos by a river…the French Broad
when we were happily surprised by the beauty of nature…surprised and a bit awed.
For the biggest insect we ever saw…fr...
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Categories:
entomologist, animal, insect, nature,
Form: Rhyme
October 2018 Besieged By Fruit Flies
...Poet of Perkiomen Valley
discovered aforementioned titled poem
about thirty months ago he wrote
impossible mission critters to smote
chronic issue yours truly does note
years later meaning today...
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Categories:
entomologist, 12th grade, absence, animal,
Form: Free verse
My Eldest Sister Amelie Beth
...My eldest sister Amélie Beth...
ever the amateur family entomologist
Upon texting her a picture
(countless moments ago
since October ninth)
unfamiliar delicate looking critter -
(seen inside ...
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Categories:
entomologist, adventure, autumn, beautiful, brother,
Form: Free verse
Whelk Come Chirping Crickets
...Donald Trump, Lemony Snicket ghost Spiro
Agnew, plus knowledgeable Jiminy Cricket,
all reliable, trustworthy sources, who
would never misinform gullible traveler
I know time to lather up
with p...
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Categories:
entomologist, 11th grade, 12th grade,
Form: Enclosed Rhyme
Besieged By Fruit Flies
...Dark shadows akin to edge of night
affected by massive infestation of
Drosophila melanogaster light
(scientific name as
same itty bitty
winged flitting nuisance ignite
mentioned...
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Categories:
entomologist, 11th grade, 8th grade,
Form: Dramatic Verse
Bugs Win
...Jerry Packard was an entomologist
for which he was far from an apologist.
He's glad he faced down
his professor's frown
for refusing to become a proctologist...
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Categories:
entomologist, career, humor,
Form: Limerick
Entymology
...Turbans in a short hat? Never. No that's right never. It is the will of the integral self to be employed only by one's belief in flow and source is not sauce so don't raise your hat to an irate bun. ...
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Categories:
entomologist, bible,
Form: I do not know?
Fire Ant Mind Control
...Everyone says the government will be the first to develop mind control, (or that they already have) but it seems as if a species of fire ant (Solenopsis geminate) has beaten them to it. Entomologist ...
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Categories:
entomologist, fantasy,
Form: Prose
Freddy the Fly Wonders Why
...Good ol' Freddy, always ready,
Though he don't know why,
He should even try,
One day Freddy decided
it was time for a change,
So he went to an entomologist,
to see if he could arrange,
To be...
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Categories:
entomologist, funny, hope, nature,
Form: Limerick