Elvira Poems - Poems about Elvira

fancy guinea pig Elvira wore a floral cap. She danced a jig, a waltz and she sang a rap. We were dizzy when we watched, had to take a nap. She was a pretty thing who knew how to read a map. We gave her instructions, and she showed us the way. Michigan State University is there, and they do...

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She was a strong woman; everyone said it. Elvira is so strong! Strong as an ox. Strong as a bull. She was proud of it too; it was her reputation. If something needs to be lifted, go get Elvira! Her family bragged. “She can lift a cow!” her little bother told anyone who listened. “Elvira has the back of...

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I am dressing as Elvira, the very sexy witch. I will walk with her arrogant, self-confident twitch. I will use a sultry voice, and leave admirers in my path. I will take no prisoners, sashaying a widened swath. I will tell my children if they call me mommy I will deny them. I will be too beautiful and fabulous to...

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Trick or treat Elviras alluring EEEeeeeeeek the small lad said, heat racing and pounding Did he get the candy? Now Elvira looks like Mrs. Munster...

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An Almond Tree Elvira was walking her dog, a poodle, in a landscape of rounded hills, when she fell into a cylindrical borehole; her dog waited for her to come up again, she didn´t, and since it was getting dark it ran home. In the night an almond tree grew out of the hole it had had white...

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A true story.... Well I lived in Sioux City for a little while Another job site, hubby and I have covered some miles While there, my mother in law came to visit She drove Elvira, the biggest Buick ever made No doubt about it! I drove mom around to see the highlights If you've been there, you know there's nothing but corn...

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In Praise of Elvira Gulch By Elton Camp Just because she was willing to fight Nobody wants to speak of Elvira right She was just trying to guard her cat Now what can be wrong about that A dog with such a bad disposition To punish him became her mission To silly sentiment she didn’t give in And wouldn’t let some schoolgirl win Elvira went...

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