Elvira Poems - Poems about Elvira

...How many more slippers and mittens can Elvira knit? This was asked by her mother who was throwing a fit. She wanted to be a grandma, so wanted Elvira to get with it. But Elvira was now knitting ha......Read the rest...

...fancy guinea pig Elvira wore a floral cap. She danced a jig, a waltz and she sang a rap. We were dizzy when we watched, had to take a nap. She was a pretty thing who knew how to read a map. We ......Read the rest...

...About Herschel Walker did have desire had mentioned a vampire conditions are dire patience wearing thin level of an Olympian werewolf was in din was so much suspense discovered that he ......Read the rest...

...Bride of Frankenstein does not like the scene she is seeing. Her husband looks so delightful, he might be peeing. Elvira Mistress of the dark is losing her clothes loud and proud. Her large headli......Read the rest...

...We’d better go help her. She’s got almost too much pig to handle. These old farmers were snickering into their coffee cups At the restaurant where they keep them on hooks A local place What ar......Read the rest...

...She was a strong woman; everyone said it. Elvira is so strong! Strong as an ox. Strong as a bull. She was proud of it too; it was her reputation. If something needs to be lifted, go get Elvira!......Read the rest...

...E-ssential L-ines V-irtuously I-mplement R-egards A-dvancing R-emembrance A-nd M-y O-pus' S-ense Topic: Birthday of Elvira Ramos (February 09) Form: Vertical Monocrostic......Read the rest...

...Gypsy Fortune Teller costume revealed my most dazzling self Wearing hot pink, silver, gold, purples, and flaming oranges. Carrying a crystal ball, tarot cards and runes. An elaborately embroidered......Read the rest...

...I am dressing as Elvira, the very sexy witch. I will walk with her arrogant, self-confident twitch. I will use a sultry voice, and leave admirers in my path. I will take no prisoners, sashaying a ......Read the rest...

...E-pidemic's L-ethal V-irus I-mplements R-isk A-s O-utbreak B-rutally E-mploys N-asty A-ttack Topic: Birthday of Elvira S. Obena (May 02) Form: Vertical Monocrostic......Read the rest...

...Which costume will she wear tonight? She reaches for her red elongated plastic clown shoes. The left one is missing. Did she loan it out? Maybe she should squeeze into her pink tutu? The one w......Read the rest...

...E-very L-ovely V-erse I-n R-apture A-pplies R-egards A-s M-essage O-bliterates S-orrow Topic: Birthday of Elvira Ramos (February 09) Form: Vertical Monocrostic......Read the rest...

...E-agerly L-et V-ery I-mpressive R-ighteous A-crostic G-ladly A-dvance L-ove I-nside Topic: Birthday of Elvira C. Gali (July 16) Form: Vertical Monocrostic......Read the rest...

... Zotëri Count Dracula is a terrible, Transylvanian host Mister Tarantula Fangs serves watered down pâté: Fermented, sour liver compost I know, because my Planet Terror peep Tarantino ......Read the rest...

...E-ach L-ovely V-erse I-s R-elieving A-nguish O-nce B-eautiful E-xpression N-icely A-rrives Topic: Birthday of Elvira S. Obena (May 02) Form: Vertical Monocrostic......Read the rest...