Elmwood Poems - Poems about Elmwood

Summer

...Summer

This summer I’m taking summer into
Elmwood Hospital for 
treatment. He or 
she need a 
temper test.
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Dial

...Dial

In an unnamed part of 
Elmwood there’s a 
dial showing information about 
dove fantasies.
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Compensation

...Compensations

Compensations for 
those spat on or 
were bullied: glow in 
the dark expressions, grasshopper identity (for 
one day only), free tickets to
the birth of bees at
The Big Bee Hiv...

Elderly

...The wrinkles of
the elderly in 
Elmwood squeak
sometimes.
...

Sticks

...Sticks

Sticks made up of 
only bitterness and 
resentment felt about 
most things rule 
Elmwood Reserve. They’re terribly great at 
gymnastic feats needing 
great skill, fast movement, and, ...

At 6

...At 6

At 6 I could concentrate on 
7 aspects of a 
problem at 
the same time. Irreversibility was 
exceptional (award winning). I could 
mentally undo 
actions, even undo mentally all 
actio...

Wish

...Wish

I made a wish for 
Elmwood Airport hangers to 
store official notification of 
facts, and, to 
store liquor with a 
raw egg base.
...

Building

...Building

There’s a building in 
Elmwood made of 
ado; antagonism and 
hostility; everything appearing accidently; and 
everything spoiled because of 
added in 
poor quality.
...

Two-Storey House

...Two-Storey House

One’s two-storey house on 
Oak Street in 
Elmwood
appeared after a 
very rude and 
unpleasant conjurer carried out a 
magic trick.
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Thenar Muscles

...Thenar Muscles

I have acres of 
spare thenar muscles stored in 
middle-class Elmwood Reserve.
...

A Death Never Mourned

...
On the outskirts of a long-abandoned country town
beyond the crumbling headstones and elmwood trees
is mounted a dark dismal figure of what used to be
a scarecrow whose limbs flail in Autumn's b...

Snot Man Blue Part 1, from THE WOMAN WHO COULD EAT WOOD

...Snot Man Blue


There was no skin and hair 
on his lower and upper big round torso.
Instead, there was thick and blue snot. Some would go, ‘Oh what a distracting gross sideshow!’

‘Well, at le...

Mannequin Man, from THE WOMAN WHO COULD EAT WOOD

...Mannequin Man


Very sadly, a cleaner in
Kerry & Peter Department
Store in 
Elmwood Mall, that asleep 
Mannequin Man displayed clothes in, 
remembered he was half man hours after she’d stuffe...

THE WOMAN WHO COULD EAT WOOD Part 1, from THE WOMAN WHO COULD EAT WOOD

...THE WOMAN WHO COULD EAT WOOD


Who defied science?
The Woman Who Could Eat Wood had. 
How and why at first no doctor could say
to her mom and dad. 

Years later the doctors had discovered tha...

The Woman Who Could Change Colour, from THE WOMAN WHO COULD EAT WOOD

...The Woman Who Could Change Colour


Morning, noon, and night
she could change colour though with remorse.
Did that mean she was special or just have really bad luck? Well, the latter of course!
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