Short Elmwood Poems

Short Elmwood Poems. Below are examples of the most popular short poems about Elmwood by PoetrySoup poets. Search short poems about Elmwood by length and keyword.


Wish

Wish

I made a wish for 
Elmwood Airport hangers to 
store official notification of 
facts, and, to 
store liquor with a 
raw egg base.


Two-Storey House

Two-Storey House

One’s two-storey house on 
Oak Street in 
Elmwood
appeared after a 
very rude and 
unpleasant conjurer carried out a 
magic trick.

Building

Building

There’s a building in 
Elmwood made of 
ado; antagonism and 
hostility; everything appearing accidently; and 
everything spoiled because of 
added in 
poor quality.

Sticks

Sticks

Sticks made up of 
only bitterness and 
resentment felt about 
most things rule 
Elmwood Reserve. They’re terribly great at 
gymnastic feats needing 
great skill, fast movement, and, 
of course, 
balance.

Mannequin Man, from THE WOMAN WHO COULD EAT WOOD

Mannequin Man


Very sadly, a cleaner in
Kerry & Peter Department
Store in 
Elmwood Mall, that asleep 
Mannequin Man displayed clothes in, 
remembered he was half man hours after she’d stuffed him in the big incinerator bin.
Form: Rhyme


The Left Eyeball

The Left Eyeball


Fired and banned from decorating the 
Halloween Ball in Elmwood Town Hall, the 
moon-coloured cornea and 
pupil and 
bloodshot Left Eyeball had been for staring and 
creepily weeping at leggy volunteers, 
some of whom he’d brought to tears.
Form: Rhyme

Compensation

Compensations

Compensations for 
those spat on or 
were bullied: glow in 
the dark expressions, grasshopper identity (for 
one day only), free tickets to
the birth of bees at
The Big Bee Hive tourist attraction in 
Elmwood, and
become an 
Activity Manager of the 
low-lying clouds.

The Right Eyeball

The Right Eyeball


Peeping through a hole in the wall,
a hole in the female bathroom wall, 
instead of decorating the Halloween Ball 
in the Elmwood Town Hall, got The Right Eyeball fired, and too banned from the Halloween Ball.

Too, he was fined. So, he went to Elmwood Mall.
In the food court, he was too broke to eat. All 
he could do was bawl!
Form: Rhyme

Witchy Gives Birth

Witchy Gives Birth


The following Halloween Witchy gave 
birth to a handsome Magic Picture Frame. She 
was so so angry she missed the Grave 
Halloween Party in Hiss; she 
spent the whole night locked in (no one 
came!) the Elmwood Hospital room One
where she had to choose a name
that the Jovian doctor, the father, the Knave,
didn’t think was lame.
Form: Rhyme

Broomstick Beryl

Broomstick Beryl


On Halloween night she was 
in a very sour mood because 
she had to pick up rubbish, 
pick up lots of rubbish.

She had to pick (five bags per
hour) up rubbish from the grass glossing 
of Elmwood Botanic Park for doing 110 km per hour through a children’s crossing.

As she angrily sorted rubbish green and blue, 
her spindly sweat-stained stomach (way too bamboo-lean) roared for candy too, 
and for cinnamon mummy biscuits too.
Form: Rhyme

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