zoologist richard gale
meets an old thief reading braille
demanding he steal
an elephant seal
instead rich gets a narwhal.
Categories:
elephant seal, cheer up, fun, funny,
Form: Limerick
I’m the largest of the seals
No I do not own any wheels
I’m longer than a car
To see me you’ll come far
I weigh four and a half tons
And I rarely have the runs.
I roar at my rival.
To be scary is vital.
In mating season
I will commit treason
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I am a southern elephant seal, you see.
A powerful beast, this is definitely me!
Categories:
elephant seal, 2nd grade, 3rd grade,
Form: Personification
elephant seal
broadcasting new whiskers
you will be caught
CT
Categories:
elephant seal, abuse,
Form: Verse