Election Poems - Poems about Election

In the war of words, tongues wag, Wit and jest, lies and insults, haggle for traction, joining the ragtag rabble of riffraff chaff blowing in the wind, littering the ground with trash. Rumors spun, deceptions woven into a shroud...Read the rest...

Why do the texts keep on coming? Why does my phone have to chirp? Don’t they know, the election is over.. It ended when I cast my vote. . . Songs for this: Bring Me to Silence by Fievel Is Glauque The End Of...Read the rest...

They consume the hot dogs Too Like you But they don’t eat the dogs Never, never They do not eat the cats They do not eat the pets Never, never. Immigrants eat the wild hogs That’s hot Griot They don’t eat the rabbits But they eat...Read the rest...

They are eating the dogs They are eating the cats They are eating the pets They are eating the wild hogs. In the early 20th “c”, Germans used to eat blockade mutton That’s absolute truth. It’s a shame that this...Read the rest...

Near the edge of democracy’s garden sprouted the Tree of Misinformation, quickly growing into the largest tree with leafy branches broad and long and tall. Though toxic was its eye-catching fruit, many ate the deceptive apples that clouded their minds and blinded...Read the rest...

The USA Election The near future is catching up the American presidential election   is looming  This time, there is talk of a woman, who has charmed many with her furious laughter  The mystery is that she has no plan  on how to rule,...Read the rest...

Remember In September Or October To register To vote In November Write a reminder sticky note To do so, like your life Depends on it. Bring your ID To the polls. Encourage your wife Encourage your husband. That’s a good idea Encourage your children. That’s...Read the rest...

Remember To register Now or before October So you can legally vote In November If you are a U.S. Citizen Over eighteen Be a smart voter Write a colorful sticky note Please scribble the date To VOTE For a high-quality candidate For a good and reasonable...Read the rest...

Yes, this is a bad joke Yes, this is a sad comedy What an irony What a parody Smile and smirk, so you won’t be poked What a hilarious lie! It is a travesty Immigrants don’t eat pets They eat beef, chicken,...Read the rest...

election fears icy beers soothe old ears cringing...Read the rest...

Hold your nose and cast your ballot ~ for, uh, whatchamacallit ...Read the rest...

Voting season woes Again, lesser of the two Must we have to choose ...Read the rest...

Election time is upon us once more Politicoes spew excreta galore Promising the moon and stars Even far away Red Mars Seems we've heard that old baloney before...Read the rest...

The enemies of your enemies In politics are your political friends The friends of your enemies Are definitely not your friends Politics get dirtier everyday These days, lots of people are being hurt Politics get nastier everyday Mad or crazy politicians have...Read the rest...

When beasts that can do nothing but roar Meet creatures that can only ignore, They always reach an impasse, A pain for tiger and ass - I'm glad it's only one year in four....Read the rest...