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Egghead Poems - Poems about Egghead


Premium Member Dad does not like the name Egghead
He thought the name egghead was bad Did not know it meant bright. Recipient was my confused dad. Who reheard it again last night. Got very angry at this word Forgot the meaning again said Sue Thought it sounded mean and absurd Dementia will do that to you....

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Categories: egghead, age,
Form: Rhyme
Yeah You, Egghead
If woman could lay egg instead, wouldn’t it be cool? She will grab man by the balls to sit on it like a fool. ~01/10/22 ~Contest: Your Second Chance ~Sponsor: Sotto Poet. ~Contest: A Strand (1049) ~Sponsor: Brian Strand....

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Categories: egghead, men, women,
Form: Rhyme



Premium Member Egghead
He eggsisted in Gotham City. An eggstrodinarily evil criminal who eggsaspirated Batman and Robin. Highly eggscentric in character, crime was eggsquisite to him. However, Batman always made his career eggstinct. Based on the sixties television show "Batman". ...

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Categories: egghead, evil, history,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Sir Albert the Egghead
Sir Albert the Egghead was in an arena somewhere 'tween Frisco and Old Pasadena Determined to joust with the best of the knights who'd ever assembled near Frisco to fight He rode in on a sleek thoroughbred, oh so gallant Awaiting his chance to show off his great talent When into the picture a-ripping and raring Roared Hal the Computer...

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Categories: egghead, computer, conflict, fantasy, men,
Form: Rhyme
The Egghead
The egghead sipped his eggnog alongside his snack of eggplant and gazed upon the eglantines, it was not an ego-trip, just the basic adventure of living enchanting in its essence he was delighted with his senses...

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Categories: egghead, cheer up, cool, joy,
Form: Free verse




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