Eds Poems - Poems about Eds

Perchance To Dream

...
eds are deadly dangerous
more people die there
no matter young or old
than anywhere
else in the whole wide world
(or so I've been told)
and if it's not too late
someone should legisl...

what are you studying

...What are you studying? I asked two co-eds.
One is getting a masters in tissue removal.
The other is getting a bachelor’s degree in pillowcase warfare.
Raising a whole new slew of questions....

The Fifties

...With nostalgia Mom looks back to the year
A little girl walking to Riverside Park, without fear
Except for the bowery, no homeless on the street
Kids played outside, lots of friends to meet.

A ...

Hot On the Trail

...An old trail hand came upon a man,
His wagon was stuck in the mud.
He asked the man if he needed a hand,
He said thanks, my name's Delmar Crudd.

Well hello Crudd, I'm Benjamin Fudd,
I'm just y...

Victor Davis Hanson Should Return the New Criterion's Edmond Burke Award

...He writes op-eds for Fox and admires Don Bongino, Ed Henry, Brian Kilmeade,
Trey Gowdy, Bill Hemmer, Will Cain, Jason Chaffetz, Stuart Barney, Jesse Watters, Raymond Arroyo, Tucker Carlson, Laura In...

The Begnning of 2023

...As 2022 draw to a close, It is a time to reclaim your ‘FutureNow’.
Our world is reaching out for God, but most in the incorrect way.
In some case politicians are putting the needs of special intere...

Movin' On Up

...I once wrote Op-Eds for a regional daily paper
Until the new publisher thought me too liberal
He preferred to publish a sensational caper
Than alternative views, well-expressed, litera...

Tow-Eds

...Are tow-eds formally cars that got hitched
To the back of a “tow-truck” or is it a myth
Not sure about that
Must Google that fact
Somehow methinks something got switched...

Crumpling Paper

...Crumpling Paper
	By J.R.Wren

Caw, Caw, the voice is rusty and the fry will always be true
The crows don’t know a suit, a camera, nor a comma splice
War Machine MSNBC has messy hair and forgot t...

The Rites of Spring

...A named Mercury plies the air
above his fountain
in the Phipps Conservatory.

Children wet their fingers
in the receiving pool
and stare
up at possibilities
that may enable them
someday
to ...

Crystal Ball

...Colorful ribbons adorn her hair,
Reds and golds fluttering in the air.
You feel drawn towards her gypsy tent,
Summoned to a mystical event.
Time is enslaved in ...

Eds Awareness

...As it's the start of EDS Awareness month, this poem seemed appropriate to share

Ehlers-Danlos awareness - but what does it all mean?
A doctors diagnosis too often unseen
So many trips to the doc...

If They Could See the Real Me

...'If only they could see real me' 
Wide awake at 2 am
What you doing on Facebook then?
Try to distract from aches and pains
Adrenaline rush through floppy veins
Morning light comes all too soon
...

Keep Going

...Keep going

Moves as lively as a sloth
Brain fog of a scatty moth
Stretch as long as crooked cat
Feel trodden on like front door mat

Race as fast as slowest snail
Pain chews through shortest...

Just Because

...Just because I need to sit down
Don't look at me with frustrated frown
You never know what hides inside
The daily pain I try and hide 
Just because I look ok
Don't assume the pain's at bay

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