Eck Poems - Poems about Eck

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... A LANCASHIRE LIASON “Laugh an world laughs with yer” she said, as she cum in. I said,“ Do you live in a barn?” She grimaced an with er large left arm she swung out an shut door. “Are y’ e......

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... The Grim Reaper, stirs from another well earned day of heavenly sleep From within the bowels of this cavernous earth, from his cave so deep His cloak and scythe, been cast to one side in an unc......

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...Bloomin Eck,Bloomin Eck ! I just got mi-sen a job. A mista wants his coal in, An offed me a bob. He told me if a hurry up, A can chop some stiks an all. But if tha wants another tanna, A gor......

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...I’ve roved the whole wide world And splendid it's wildly wonders are too, Decided to lay down my hat Close to an Aussie wombat, Yet drawn to you with a memory like glue. Tis one’s age I think, b......

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...Have yourself a merry little Christmas Or Hannukah, Quanza—It’s really your choice! Live, love, laugh—be happy I’ll be home for Christmastime to rejoice! Deck t......

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...So house proud Yet nowt inside This Terrace house But family Mum outside Dressed up in her pinny Gabby Anny Gossiping over washing line With nosy nextdoor neighbor Proudly polishing The......

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...“Physics asserts that there are four fundamental forces: electro-magnetism, gravity, and the strong and weak nuclear forces. These gentlemen have made a compelling argument for the existence of a fif......

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...So radiant in yellow gold hue Under a bright afternoon sunshine Neck turning slowly to directly Follow and kiss the sun; L...

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...Just Call Me A F*****G Hip Poke Writ Oh flibbertigibbet damn, heil (Stuart Little) let mice self down dagnabbit, no matter this lactose intolerant, conscientious, consumer and avowed kit an......

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... Twice a day, the jackdaws gather in their thousands, in that same old tree It is as if they only gather for a good old group meet and a bit of repartee Standing in the garden you see them flyi......

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... The kids now start their summer term holidays, hip hip hooray Thinking of the things we can all do over the bright sunny days I got some time off work; just so to look after the little blighte......

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...C-ommitting an evil act A-gainst the Father Almighty R-everses the Lord's blessing I-nto a curse of misery. S-tay away from sin, S-o you'll be free of trouble; A-lbatross around your neck wil......

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...by Robert (Bob) Moore © 2015 I used to get my haircut, at the local RSL Gunther was the Barber, he knew my hair real well for 20 years he cut it, short back and sides or trim whenever my hair g......

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...by Robert ( Bob) Moore © 2015 When I was a kid with a dirty neck my mam would scream “wash it”, I’d run like ‘eck grow spuds in your ears, she’d yell at me I didn’t care, I couldn’t see I’d ......

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