Eck Poems - Poems about Eck

... A LANCASHIRE LIASON “Laugh an world laughs with yer” she said, as she cum in. I said,“ Do you live in a barn?” She grimaced an with er large left arm she swung out an shut door. “Are y’ e......Read the rest...

...THE GRIM REAPER (JUST ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE) This Grim Reaper stirs from another well-earned day of heavenly sleep From within the bowels of this cavernous earth, from his cave, so deep Hi......Read the rest...

...Bloomin Eck,Bloomin Eck ! I just got mi-sen a job. A mista wants his coal in, An offed me a bob. He told me if a hurry up, A can chop some stiks an all. But if tha wants another tanna, A gor......Read the rest...

...IT'S MONDAY Now it's Monday, not as good as Sunday Pet's all fed time to jump in my Hyundai It is hard to say if it is a race, or a drawl The thought of Monday, to many appalls I grab a c......Read the rest...

...I’ve roved the whole wide world And splendid it's wildly wonders are too, Decided to lay down my hat Close to an Aussie wombat, Yet drawn to you with a memory like glue. Tis one’s age I think, b......Read the rest...

...VLAD THE LAD Oh dear Vlad lad, just what the 'eck do think you are playing at Get your derrière out of there and give that lovely Ukraine back I know you have read all your history, and that ......Read the rest...

...HOLIDAY SONGS Have yourself a merry little Christmas Or Hannukah, Quanza—It’s really your choice! Live, love, laugh—be happy I’ll be home for Christmastime to......Read the rest...

...So house proud Yet nowt inside This Terrace house But family Mum outside Dressed up in her pinny Gabby Anny Gossiping over washing line With nosy nextdoor neighbor Proudly polishing The......Read the rest...

...“Physics asserts that there are four fundamental forces: electro-magnetism, gravity, and the strong and weak nuclear forces. These gentlemen have made a compelling argument for the existence of a fif......Read the rest...

...So radiant in yellow gold hue Under a bright afternoon sunshine Neck turning slowly to directly Follow and kiss the sun; L...Read the rest...

...PARDON ME "after years of damning poetry, I look forward to my pardon" Indiana Shaw . . . "Donald, Donald . . . O' eck, to late......Read the rest...

...NOT AGAIN THOMAS On Thomas meowing at the front door this morning, on opened the door instead of coming in, he ran across the front garden and lay down next to the front garden wall and started me......Read the rest...

...O' 'ECK, MY MISTAKE On chatting to the owner of the cats, I found out what I thought was a mother to daughter cat, is actually a father to daughter cat, dear me, anyway, if all goes well between n......Read the rest...

...FLEAS TO MEET YOU There are times, one needs to clean up their act Hold on there, whilst I deflea this darn pesky cat The dog has bolted, he knows it is his turn next The budgie has pulled its ......Read the rest...

...THE GRIM REAPER (JUST ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE) The Grim Reaper; again awakens from another well-earned day of sleep From within the bowels of this cavernous earth, from his cave, so deep Hi......Read the rest...