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Dweebs Poems - Poems about Dweebs


Premium Member Bullies on the Titanic
... I saw the ugly dweeb in the school yard Thought I'd teach him that life was hard He was weak, I felt like pushing him around Jane and Mike were with me, I picked him off the ground Mike laugh......

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Categories: dweebs, 12th grade, bullying, school,
Form: Lyric
Premium Member Dangerously Dramatic Damsels
...Dangerously and dramatic, delightful diamond-clad damsels from Delaware deviously dazzled dashing dapper dweebs from Des Moines. Deliberate dallying drained the dullards of their discerning dendrit......

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Categories: dweebs, 10th grade, 11th grade,
Form: Alliteration



The Way of the Wood Pusher
...There's a game known as Chess that I learned as a lad But in spite of the passage of time I'm still bad. I can not see ahead seven moves like some do; If you say, "Bobby Fischer" I'll just come ba......

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Categories: dweebs, addiction, dedication, french, games,
Form: Quatrain
Neckbeard Warrior, Part Two
...One particularly memorable critic referred to me as a neckbeard in a conversation with a friend this morning. Both of the twats were skinny, pencil-head net-dweebs, the types who frequent cesspools s......

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Categories: dweebs, blessing,
Form: Prose
Premium Member Cubicle
...There once was a boss who was bald yet thought himself stoutly ribald. The dweebs who worked for him were hairy and liked gin. Was not news to hear that boss falled.......

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Categories: dweebs, on work and working,
Form: Limerick




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