Funny Drink Poems
These Funny Drink poems are examples of Drink poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Drink Funny poems written by international poets.
Episode one - No limes on Tatooine - A new hopeI’m drunk, but you’re beautiful,
a line I used to rehearse.
The Dreamers’ artistic longing felt noble,
but it came with a curse.
I bought the ticket when I...
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Categories:
best friend, crazy, drink,
Paddy's Woes
Saint Paddy’s Day came and it went.
A gastronomical event.
the food was spot on,
my arteries groan
I’m sorely in need of a stent!...
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Categories:
drink, food, funny, health,
The Goblin Was Wobblin’ AlongThe goblin was wobblin’ along,
Tipsy and singing a song.
It’s hard to cause fright,
When sober not quite,
He hadn’t the heart to do wrong.
...
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Categories:
drink, evil, fantasy, funny,
A Sleuth Who Thought Truth Too UncouthA sleuth who thought truth too uncouth
Invented a villain named ‘Ruth’.
Her crimes, though quite quaint,
Compelled him to faint,
Reviving his nerves with vermouth.
...
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Categories:
drink, funny, humor, humorous,
Ave A Drink O Water Earlewhen holded Earle a too large cup
of water heapied one inch up
drankied drankied Earle guzzler
and wetted chin and all his beard
slurping gulping could be heard
‘til...
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Categories:
drink, fun, funny, happy, humorous,
A Man More Patrician Than NotA man, more patrician than not,
Of folly, he had quite a lot.
Stentorian voice,
But words of poor choice,
A sot, not a yacht, had he bought....
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Categories:
boat, drink, funny, humor,
Pop Oh Pop!Pop, pop, pop, a symphony of glee,
A sugary delight, a joy to see.
Pop, oh Pop, your sweetness takes my soul,
A daily dose, I crave to...
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Categories:
celebration, desire, drink, humor,
Love written with a faint inkI'm writing on your heart with a faint ink,
you have to look so close without a blink
to understand you must really think
and when you do,...
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Categories:
drink, cute love, emotions, feelings,
Stars became the sunJust fresh out of one of our drinking bars,
I looked up to the sky and saw some stars,
Drunkenness whispered to me t'was midday,
Why will stars...
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Categories:
confusion, drink, funny, hilarious,
Chardonnay Chardonnay the cat
likes to drink toilet water
and stumble around
...
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cat, color, cute, drink,
Nature Calls -- for contest
Gene went for a dip in the local pool
His swimsuit was loose, he thought it was cool
...
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Categories:
drink, humor, nature, summer,
WorkOh me oh my
I work all the time
I honestly just feel like a tiny fly
In this large world full of crime
I wonder what is my...
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Categories:
addiction, anxiety, career, drink,
I wasn't sure what it was he said but it meant a lot to meKEY:
A: An American Man
B: A British Man
*It be a late evening in a semi-lively lightly plastered crowded pub near Bavarian Village in Hyde Park, London,...
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Categories:
character, culture, drink, friendship,
A Lil' NipSon, don't stand there with that cold stare and judge me
When I twist the cap and pour a glass and tilt my head gently
Just know...
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Categories:
angst, anxiety, drink, father
Categories:
abuse, addiction, drink, encouraging,