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Funny Drink Poems

These Funny Drink poems are examples of Drink poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Drink Funny poems written by international poets.

A Lil' Nip
Son, don't stand there with that cold stare and judge me
When I twist the cap and pour a glass and tilt my head gently

Just know...

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Categories: angst, anxiety, drink, father

Premium Member Rambling


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Categories: abuse, addiction, drink, encouraging,

Malibu Sunset
Just like a slowly rolling tide
A jet trail sails across the sky
Drifting past the shell-shaped moon
A surreal moment gone too soon

It may not be the...

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Categories: drink, humor, humorous, sunset,

Premium Member Tea Time
Spice tea is for me,  
hot with honey on a cold winter's day.  
Pretty pink rose cups,  
are filled to the top...

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Categories: cool, drink, flower, summer,

Premium Member Sipping Coffee
I am the coffee cup,  
holding the coffee which is God.  
He fills me with sweetness and warmth,  
so others can enjoy...

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Categories: beauty, drink, god, heart,

A Coffee Perks Me Up

A jolt of caffeine and suddenly I'm all bright and chirpy
and on a cold day well its better then drinking a Slurpy 

A sip of...

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Categories: analogy, drink,

Premium Member Healthful and Delicious Tea
I never used to drink sweet tea,
and neither did I drink coffee.
The one drink that my mother made
was the 60’s stand-by, sugar water called Kool-aid.

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Categories: drink,

Premium Member Stirring My Tea
Stirring my hot or cold tea, 
with fresh honey from a bee. 
I must not get stung, 
or this sweet drink will hurt my tongue....

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Categories: drink, fun, happy, sweet,

Sober -Part 1-
You know…I like drinking, 
But I’m not sure I like drunk. 
Because then I’m stuck thinking 
About the depths to which I’ve sunk. 

All the...

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Categories: drink, life,

Premium Member Hip Hop Mug
this mug's jiggy i won't lie

see it caught your peep'n eye

unhitch a lip

caffeine a sip

load up man and liquefy.

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Categories: autumn, drink, funny, giggle,

Premium Member Cheap Mug
this mug's cheap but full of cheer

guaranteed from year to year

unworn or tired

strangely admired

budget mojo always near.

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Categories: autumn, drink, funny, giggle,

Premium Member Football Mug
coffee is a football mug

join me as i chug-a-lug

no matter the team

bring on the steam

serve it next time in a jug.

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Categories: addiction, dad, drink, football,

Revenge of You Tube
You tube is a way to see
Others acting so crazy
But I never thought I'd find
Me falling on my behind
It was quite a funny show
All because...

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Categories: drink, feelings, technology,

Premium Member Books and Tea
Shelves filled with all kinds of books,
will take a plain wall and make it pretty,
this makes real beauty for you and I.

Maybe some hot rose...

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Categories: beauty, books, drink, fun,

Premium Member Jumping Hurdles
Merrily, my soda hopped, skipped
…rolled merrily along,
jumping hurdles of falling leaves,
sloping t’wards steep driveway.

The bottle, fizzing, shaken up -
merrily, as I watched
it’s descent, hoping it...

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Categories: autumn, drink, funny,