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Funny Drink Poems

These Funny Drink poems are examples of Drink poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Drink Funny poems written by international poets.


Work
Oh me oh my
I work all the time
I honestly just feel like a tiny fly
In this large world full of crime

I wonder what is my...

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© Trash Boat  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: addiction, anxiety, career, drink,



Premium Member I Woke Up On A Tropical Island
A vacation was needed,
off on a cruise we were treated.
Great cabin, food, parties and shows,
now in a chair with a book about a rose.
The seas...

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Categories: drink, food, friend, fun,

Premium Member Admire A Summer Flower - Sunflower
Sunny and bright are your colors
Using your pretty face to wear
Never a frown always a smile on your
Face of pedals showing
Love for us to enjoy
On...

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Categories: beauty, drink, love, smile,

Premium Member The Tea and The Bee Limerick Set
How about some delicious tea
I want it with crackers and brie
Honey is very sweet
Better than sweaty feet
I got bit by a yellow bee



That bee just...

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Categories: drink, food, friend, giggle,

Premium Member I wasn't sure what it was he said but it meant a lot to me
KEY:

A: An American Man
B: A British Man


*It be a late evening in a semi-lively lightly plastered crowded pub near Bavarian Village in Hyde Park, London,...

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© Hilo Poet  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: character, culture, drink, friendship,



Premium Member Rose
I started out as a pretty rose bud,
the rains are coming maybe even a flood.
Then the bright sun will come out,
my pedals open up without...

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Categories: beauty, butterfly, drink, garden,

A Lil' Nip
Son, don't stand there with that cold stare and judge me
When I twist the cap and pour a glass and tilt my head gently

Just know...

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Categories: angst, anxiety, drink, father

Premium Member Rambling

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Categories: abuse, addiction, drink, encouraging,

Malibu Sunset
Just like a slowly rolling tide
A jet trail sails across the sky
Drifting past the shell-shaped moon
A surreal moment gone too soon

It may not be the...

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Categories: drink, humor, humorous, sunset,

Premium Member Tea Time
Spice tea is for me,  
hot with honey on a cold winter's day.  
Pretty pink rose cups,  
are filled to the top...

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Categories: cool, drink, flower, summer,

Premium Member Sipping Coffee
I am the coffee cup,  
holding the coffee which is God.  
He fills me with sweetness and warmth,  
so others can enjoy...

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Categories: beauty, drink, god, heart,

A Coffee Perks Me Up

A jolt of caffeine and suddenly I'm all bright and chirpy
and on a cold day well its better then drinking a Slurpy 

A sip of...

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Categories: analogy, drink,

Premium Member Healthful and Delicious Tea
I never used to drink sweet tea,
and neither did I drink coffee.
The one drink that my mother made
was the 60’s stand-by, sugar water called Kool-aid.
I...

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Categories: drink,

Premium Member Stirring My Tea
Stirring my hot or cold tea, 
with fresh honey from a bee. 
I must not get stung, 
or this sweet drink will hurt my tongue....

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Categories: drink, fun, happy, sweet,

Sober -Part 1-
You know…I like drinking, 
But I’m not sure I like drunk. 
Because then I’m stuck thinking 
About the depths to which I’ve sunk. 

All the...

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Categories: drink, life,


Book: Reflection on the Important Things