Animal Drink Poems

You had all the leverage
When you spiked my beverage
With a pill-- I am really sick
That was such a dirty trick
To pull on me, its not...

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I hear them talking as I open my eyes, 
a hazy something lingers on my lips like lava, 
threatening to erupt. I hear question then...

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  A squirrel jumped onto my windowsill
    It was not afraid of me
  I winked at it, proffered a cup
...

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vodka goes down smooth 
cat mistakes it for water 
both of us are drunk...

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drinking with my cat 
listening to Piqua 's beats 
sipping on my rum...

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OK, I never liked you guys
But now we're drinking buddies
To my great surprise

That giant Texas heat lamp
Brought us together
Because the drought you couldn't weather

I set...

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The first source of Qi is inherited from your parents at conception. It is known as the “innate vital substance” and is stored in the...

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Atheistic morality me dog facking hai.
Atheistic morality me swine saking hai.
Atheistic morality me pig eating hai.
Atheistic morality me pusy licking hai.
Atheistic morality me facial comshots.
Atheistic...

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shaking Clydesdales stood eager
the sleek sleigh was hitched
blankets and hot cider stowed

prancing and dancing
slicing through white woods
faces frosted by the snow

cozy cuddling and huddling
holding hands...

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Stranded in bittercold without food or drink...

Though the following
twittering scenario quite absurd,
methought diehard adherents of mine
(intimation also quite far-fetched),
some unnamed readers insomnia
nevertheless could benefit courtesy...

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Lifelong 
  Beer pong

  Sing song
  Get gonged

  Headstrong 
  He's wrong

  So long
  King Kong...

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Why do we say someone is “drunk as a skunk?”
In truth, has anyone ever seen a skunk drunk?

Written August 9, 2022...

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Let's just emote the dine!

Far to the North, we increase the enshrine, 
send our tails to the features-

Whale away with convenience,

And all the while-

No one...

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We knaves had orders both explicit and dumb:
Scare the blazes out of a management bum.
Thunderstorm weather rocked wide Prince William Sound,
Feisty gales pouring rain all...

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Pushing cascades crest bastion, stomach lost
    Largesse spread wafts orange blossom bridal
    Bestows clouds let go to marshmallow moss
...

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