Douchebag Poems - Poems about Douchebag

...Out with his boys drinking, feeling rowdy Special occasion Rolling the way they do His lover is not with them She stayed in for the night He misses her company But enjoys his time with the guys......

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...There was an orange tanned douchebag called Trump Playing hero on a bicycle pump When inflating his Ego Before sorting the Lego The great wall crushed with a flatulent thump ......

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...1. If she wants you to meet her parents, for God’s sake, RUN! 2. I said, RUN! 3. Unless of course she’s pregnant, then you have to marry her. 4. You may be a douchebag, but you’re a responsi......

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...Whinging is contagious around here, I just never met Mr. Right, my dears, But I have met some right players, Like loverat Mr. Liar, or Mr. *******, too bad, Then there is Mr. Player, or Mr. Ass......

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...Trumpeting cauliflowers never blow eggs backwards onto a postal stamp. So never kick a cabbage to a kerb. Oh watch now. All drive safely. Harmonics in a queue are indestructible and indescribable too......

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...when did the douchebag get his own beard? when did the pencil-thin maintenance of the facial hair of a male become something with which we walked with our heads held high?--- first time i saw this......

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