The Ptdbb

when did the douchebag get his own beard? when did the pencil-thin maintenance of the facial hair of a male become something with which we walked with our heads held high?--- first time i saw this idiot stripe wrapping round the larded jowls of a man was when that fat bastard from smash mouth came hopping around “singing” about being a “rock star”--- but the douchebag style has continued & one wonders where it came from? one wonders what women actually get off when they see a guy standing in front of the mirror preening himself, snipping all the little hairs away, buzzing & shaving, doing his best to leave that little line to trace whatever he thinks is a jawbone--- pity the fool who parades around with a pencil-thin douchebag beard--- pity pity pity the ****.