Rules of Dating By Jm

1. If she wants you to meet her parents, for God’s sake, RUN! 2. I said, RUN! 3. Unless of course she’s pregnant, then you have to marry her. 4. You may be a douchebag, but you’re a responsible douchebag (and a little old-fashioned). 5. Whew! You mean, Darn! She’s not pregnant. Refer to Rule #2 6. She says, “By the way, did I tell you I want you to meet my parents in their suite at 49er game? They have season tickets. After the game, we’re going to tour their wineries. Yes, that’s plural.” 7. Her parents are rich. Now, you have to think about it. 8. Rich? Freedom? Rich? Freedom? 9. Pragmatic you chooses rich. Good man.