Political Dog Poems

Six dogs die
And one guy cries
the dogs are not political
Oh! My, My,
Don’t you know?
Deaths are always political
Be it mosquitoes or a martyr
Someone’s always there to...

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No ones ever even been in an empty room
And now's as good a time as any to tell you this:
I don’t feel regret if it...

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Politics is like an abstract painting
Difficult to understand
A lot of symbols
A lot of representatives
A lot of metaphors
A lot of hidden meanings
A lot of colours
Attracting but...

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Rex and Reza were buddies
who lived in Afghanistan,
which they both had to leave mighty quick
for fear of the Taliban.
Rex enjoyed special treatment
and left on the...

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Putin has a vicious guard dog
Because he lives high on the hog
He's hoping Jinping
Will do the same thing
So Biden will cringe when they blog...

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Much ado about nothing, I say, 
Such nonsense made of Major’s poop 
Touch not the precious White House furniture, or, 
Lunch on leg of Secret...

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When at a Chinese restaurant, I frequently dote upon their paper place settings, the Chinese horoscope. It likens a token animal to the year that...

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This story is based on a current event in the USA.Enjoy it. PANGIE.
            ...

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Major and Champ our DOTUS elect.
Bring joy to the White House and help us respect
..that color of fur is not cause to reject 
..other people...

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Let me introduce
David Dennison - wealthy,
dirty-minded man.

Credit card in hand
and his pornographic plans,
for sex on demand.

Little girls attract
him - his daughter's body
teases and distracts him.

Of...

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Snoop Dog for president
Let’s keep Mr. West on his ranch
He’ll legalize marijuana 
So why not give him a chance
A little Mary Jane in the Oval...

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Dear Thom the Train
Attorney Page,

Defender of all Creatures
here below
in these DisUniting States
of throwback uncivil disunion,

What is your root foundation
for a constitutional argument
that all living residents
of...

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Spring Dog,
like any terrorist
I've ever not quite met,
not seen eye to eye,
nor found knowable,
nor fathomable,

Out to see the world
and form colonies
to feed his cancered Ego,

Teaches...

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Are you feeling sad,
wanting your faith community,
democratic society,
to live more...
live more deeply...
live more widely...

Faithful to wealthy health, yes,
and I wonder if you are angry,
frustrated,
impatient,
wishing for...

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In the race for dog-catcher
   I have decided to BOWOWT...

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