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Dire Stait Vogon-

Dire Stait Vogan

Aint been in self notting ham 
can't pure poured pig nostrils
wont chiff hanger choths bear kuddles
shant carburetor trial alphalawn
ain't all dentist parraish becon
can't worms don’t have teeth
width naw teeth I don’t eat

6/5/25
Written words by James Edward Lee Sr. 2025©

The howl remains

Look what we've done
But why did you?
Look, we've done it
But should we have?

Why this first?
To be more heard.
Just because we could?
We'll describe.

So what about evolution?
What about it?
Is it not the rule?
Who’s to say?

Was it necessary?
We’ll justify it.
But in the silence
The howl remains.

Oh, How We Fell

Ancient howling came back to Earth
  And before long more species followed
  Some contested against this unnatural birth
  But no one could deny it’s monetary worth
  Then after a little - our world was swallowed
  
  Even though we lacked a time machine
  We ended back up in

Direwolf, Dire Times

     I watch the sun rise and once again bring another dawn, Another day in which we are alive. I stand 30 feet above the muddy ground, on the top of our walls, at the end of my watch shift. 
     In the mud I see what

fire fire dance by the fire

Fire fire dance by the fire you liar, your situation is dire fire fire dance by the fire

No Choir and Dire Horn Haiku

No Choir and Dire Horn Haiku

when could be choir
will no longer inspire
decide times dire

Dire Forecast

Storm
Beginning tomorrow
Blizzard in Northeast
It whispers slow down
Hibernate

I'm turning German

Our medical system in Central Pa.
needs a major tweak.
Unfortunately the absence of care is 
daily growing more bleak..
I can't see my cardio. until nearly a week..
A shortage of primary's clearly exists.
I'm currently on four waiting lists..
Drove to an e.r. yesterday to be seen
when my b.p. went up to 216.
Sat in a waiting room for over

VOIR DIRE

first pray
.....see...... & ...say

witness today
the Holy Spirit* way

April 12 Dire Prediction Civil War 2

Civil War 2.0 

Reading the latest polls 
Showing that President Biden
 And Ex-President Trump 
Tied in a dead  heat
In the polls
Particularly in the swing states.

. I realize there is 
Real possibility 
 That Donald Trump could
 Be elected president again,.

 Again, and if so, what would he do?
These nightmares keep me up
At 0 dark

dough's dire existence

It's not a dessert-worthy treat
But something disgusting to eat
If not rightly mixed
Pin-rolled and affixed
Your pie crust will taste like concrete

Dire Necessity

Dire necessity kills the sluggishness of time. 

February 23, 2023

Dire Upon Self Oppression

Agony with hatred in a world so sacred, the jaded criticism is the blossom of a faded love 
forgotten.
Fatalism inside life to seek existence of a beautiful but crucial love in resistance.
Lie in which a curse is pessimism to this universe with evil & dark intentions.
Ignorantism of gore & it’s permission to deprive against this

Dire Desire To Meet Vampire

About Herschel Walker

did have desire
had mentioned a vampire
conditions are dire

patience wearing thin
level of an Olympian
werewolf was in din

was so much suspense
discovered that he is dense
never made much sense

not Georgia cracker
he has been a big slacker
Trump has been backer

his screws are all loose
has suffered from much abuse
Christmas tree a spruce

Herschel had a date with Elvira.

A Dire Warning: a Journey's End

A big turd's journey nears it's end.
On the sheets it shalt not descend.

Now heed the warning I have said.
Please do not poop on the bed.

I know the pressure seems great.
And your bowel's contents nears its final fate...

but I must ask you to keep this in your head.
No matter what, do not poop on the bed!

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