I'm turning German

Our medical system in Central Pa. needs a major tweak. Unfortunately the absence of care is daily growing more bleak.. I can't see my cardio. until nearly a week.. A shortage of primary's clearly exists. I'm currently on four waiting lists.. Drove to an e.r. yesterday to be seen when my b.p. went up to 216. Sat in a waiting room for over two hours as other patients conditions were much more dire. One young man clearly very sick waited to be seen with a rupturing appendix.. After two hours of waiting I decided to go, in hopes that my numbers would return to low, remembering something my brother said some time ago.. He said buy some beer it works you know. Never really developed a taste for beer but am drinking in the am and it works my dear.. High blood pressures are quite concerning, alternative methods I'm quickly learning. I'm almost certain I'm turning German.