The New Year's in Diapers
The New Year's in diapers
a broad smile on her face
Sipping champagne from pink booties
in her hair, Queen Anne's lace
Bald baby boy with the cigar
please remove your fedora
Those puff-clouds of smoke
ruin 2024's aura
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Categories:
diapers, celebration, drink, giggle, new
Form: Rhyme
Mummy and Daddy Need Their Diapers Changed
He had a sweetheart who
he tried so hard to be a daddy to,
while she just wanted to mother to Him.
If they had had children
God knows
who would have looked after them;
probably their own parents,
while they both fought on
to be the top sexually charged
****-toy.
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Categories:
diapers, poetry,
Form: Free verse
Diapers
Diapers are very expensive now,
Still,
How to throw away,
Our lovely mothers and children?
As diapers!
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Categories:
diapers, family, fate, health, love,
Form: Free verse
South Africa Dumps Diapers On Streets, My Street
I
Please help me and poor, "Coloured" residents of Newtown, 5720, E.C. become "civilized" about basic environmental rules and practices. Government fails us at all levels. Yes, I am praying, talking to people here & churches, and also cleaning the street as I just did ( 8am, RSA TIME on Wednesday 2, February, 2022).
II
I wait, practice, set examples
Today I made video samples
My neighbor threw plastic & diapers
Right outside my fence, as do others
But this Brantley manages a food store
I politely said, if U trash here, do it far
"It's on the curb; I'm closest to such fare"
His retort speaks sadly about Mandela
And the laureate legacy with Dalai Lama:
Brantley said: "don't worry, City burns it."
I took a video of his trash, will report it
III
I also pray
A good day
For all neighbors
Failing in manners
Won't become trash
Hate, injustice, cash
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Categories:
diapers, 12th grade, pollution, prejudice,
Form: Free verse
The Future of Technology and Diapers
The horse gave way to the car
The boat gave way to the plane
The quill gave way to the ballpoint pen
from Oklahoma to Ohio to Maine
Radio gave way to TV
TV to the Internet Sreen
Yet radio's making a comeback now
A pleasant surprise unforeseen
About one thing I'm sure, however
There's no going back to cloth diapers and pins
Like today, tomorrow belongs to disposables
~ So as to get rid of manure-eating grins
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Categories:
diapers, baby, future, humor, technology,
Form: Light Verse
I'M a Big Kid Now
You moved on from diapers into pull-ups
You're now ready to use the toilet.
You are so excited to wear your training pants
with your Disney charcter on the front.
It's like big boy underwear but adsorbent like a diaper.
You soon have to potty and pull down your pull-up to tinkle.
After using the potty, you feel confident and finally feel like a big kid.
You may have had some accidents in your pull-up, some pee, some poop but you continue to learn to master the potty.
Now you're on your way to becoming a big kid.
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Categories:
diapers, preschool,
Form: Prose Poetry
Broken Glass and Diapers
Crumbs begrudged
Pigeons' alleys prowled
Broken glass and diapers
Sings the wise old owl
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Categories:
diapers, city, hope, poverty,
Form: Rhyme
You Need Diapers
The Doc said, "You need diapers, without ado!"
"But why?", he asked, it being hard to construe
"There are two reasons why,"
The Doc said with a sigh,
"The reasons are number one and number two!"
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Categories:
diapers, anxiety, character, funny, word
Form: Limerick
Change Those Dirty Diapers
an adult whose mind
has been soiled by the filth
he daily ingests
has no parent to change him
no cute child - he disgusts us
April 19, 2018 For John Lawless' Contest 'CHANGING THE MIND'S DIAPER'
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Categories:
diapers, people,
Form: Tanka
High Noon: Abigal Lou Verse's Kid Diapers
Theatrical's day that baby road into, their, ancient's town ?
Never afore had rayban's fallon clan beheld such a child they smiled
Tarzan be her stars these kongs about planet earth; surely, owners of it's hearth....
Girls combing their hair wetting love's lips while mister banana, blinked, his blurry's eyes.
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Categories:
diapers, art, baby, love, planet,
Form: I do not know?