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Funny Desire Poems

These Funny Desire poems are examples of Desire poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Desire Funny poems written by international poets.


Slice of Cake
Ever been treated like you’re a slice of cake?
By the kind of sleazy men that slither like a  snake?
They’re not the type to give,...

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© Mona Ebel  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: courage, desire, for her,



Blood Sucker
I once thought you were powerful
Elusive
As smart and as quick as Dracula himself
You kept me with your gaze
And your wanton touch

Shiny things a little at...

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© Le Sain  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: desire, abuse, anger, anti bullying,

Premium Member Letter
I want a letter from you, dear,
One to make me feel better.
Yes, indeed I want a letter.

I want a signal from you darling,
One to show...

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© Julia Ward  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: anxiety, desire,

Premium Member Gone Bad
there was a goddess named Aphrodite
and Ares’ appetite strong and mighty
	the oysters he had
	perhaps had gone bad
because she remained wrapped in her nightie...

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Categories: desire, funny, humorous, romance,

Growth
I feared heights when I was a kid,
& as an adult, women and responsibilities are what I fear,
If heaven is in the skies,
Maybe one day...

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Categories: allusion, beautiful, desire, growth,



Dirty Soul of Whiskey
I woke up this morning and promised to be  good
So I took some walk around my neighborhood
I happen to meet a dirty soul of...

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Categories: cheer up, desire, drink,

Errata I
Erotic Errata
by Michael R. Burch

I didn’t mean to love you; if I did,
it came unbid-
en, and should’ve remained hid-
den!

***

Less Heroic Couplets: Marketing 101
by Michael R....

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Categories: crush, desire, funny love,

Dirty Peacock; the Night Crane
I saw you were perfect..
and I loved your confidence..
but I yearned to feel whole,
So I made a fling...

You saw my ego,
You smiled at my strength,...

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Categories: desire, firework, freedom, funny

Your Turn
I told you how bad I wanted ?
The longest i’ve been with
The most I was used to
The one I missed
I thought he was perfection 
I...

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Categories: addiction, anger, desire, first

Hotelier Lloyds and Customer Curtis
To me Lloyd can’t attend:
He does badly offend,
Customers’ patience bend;
After them could dogs send,
So that cries might air rend,
One sure to go crazy,
When Lloyd’s answer...

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Categories: conflict, desire, food, places,

Money Is Loved By Many
I am surely not after money
Like a bee after sweet honey
This World is to me funny
Here riches make life sunny

For money all are deeply craving
And...

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Categories: desire, heartbroken,

Grandpa Ate An Oyster
Grandpa at an oyster

                     ...

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Categories: cute love, desire, funny,

My Friend Joe
My Friend Joe

          "Good morning, Hello."
          ...

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Categories: desire, drink, funny love,

Premium Member Love To Love
Lip-locked lust.
Bust to bust.
Eye to eye.
Thigh to thigh.

Twice a week.
Cheek to cheek.
Nose to nose.
Toes to toes.

Not a peep.
Sleep to sleep.
Back to back.
Crack to crack....

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Categories: desire, funny love, kiss,

Pilgrims' Open Pretense
Funny but the true cure, sickness admires. 
That embodies joy which environmental service inspires, 
To continuing its selfless humanity upkeep... 
Which birthed our artistry: pens...

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Categories: desire, anxiety, art, bird, change,