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Funny Desire Poems

These Funny Desire poems are examples of Desire poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Desire Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Irish Accents and Caps
Irish accents quake my female southland.
Males 'neath Newsboy Caps stimulate dreamland.
Irish yearns may want touch,
Did not seek to feel such.
Ireland trips could stimulate mate's backhand....

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Categories: crush, desire, funny, humor,



Premium Member Pop Oh Pop!
Pop, pop, pop, a symphony of glee,
A sugary delight, a joy to see.
Pop, oh Pop, your sweetness takes my soul,
A daily dose, I crave to...

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Categories: celebration, desire, drink, humor,

A Halloween Proposal
Let's dance for the dead,
In beautiful nightmares, 
And together we create the most eccentric tragic story,
No one has foreseen,

Will you be my Vampire?
...

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Categories: desire, crazy, cute love, dance,

Words fell silent
Her marital ring gleamed on her left hand,
Yet lust was what she had carefully planned.
Her beauty, stunning, left me wanting more,
But lechery weighed heavy at...

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Categories: beauty, confusion, desire, funny

Premium Member I Saw The Starshine

I saw you looking through the starshine
And you told me everything was fine
With an ear tickling giggle
And a little rump wiggle
You tackled me
And as we...

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Categories: desire, fantasy, how i



Longing for cake
New love is like wanting to go home
And longing all day

Longing, for that last piece of cake
You left in the fridge to stay

Waiting for you...

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Categories: desire, crush, cute, cute love,

Premium Member An Alliterative Pursuit Of A Lover
An Alliterative Pursuit Of A Lover

I will firstly frankly forwardly forthrightly fastidiously befriend you.
Then I will completely correctly courteously candidly chastely court you.
Then whencesoever I...

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Categories: desire, friendship, funny, lust,

Funny Guy and Crazy Playboy
Every girl, every woman
in his  hometown
is wild and insane
about that funny guy
and crazy playboy
who deceives anybody
and walks through the halls of Hell
to make them...

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Categories: addiction, adventure, character, desire,

Premium Member God of Money
Welcome to the land of love and blood.
Welcome to the land of milk and honey,
but never stumble and fall in the mud.
Stay on the path...

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© Jim Healey  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: desire, sin,

Premium Member A Fruitful Fruit
The smell of cantaloupe is enticing
Yearning to feel it’s smoothly texture
It beckons me to it with an unworldly call
The slippery flesh is on my earthly...

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Categories: appreciation, candy, desire, food,

Premium Member The Barnicle On My Bum Part 2
I could never really understand
Why some women
Won’t give me the time of day
And seem to look the other way
Or I feel like I’m being hunted
And...

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© Peter Dome  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: confusion, desire, fantasy, funny

Premium Member Gurls Are Different From Boys
I've said it once
And I will say it again
That girls have always been a mystery
They are like buses
That won't come
Then suddenly you get three

They look...

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© Peter Dome  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: appreciation, beauty, confusion, desire,

Slice of Cake
Ever been treated like you’re a slice of cake?
By the kind of sleazy men that slither like a  snake?
They’re not the type to give,...

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© Mona Ebel  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: courage, desire, for her,

Blood Sucker
I once thought you were powerful
Elusive
As smart and as quick as Dracula himself
You kept me with your gaze
And your wanton touch

Shiny things a little at...

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© Le Sain  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: desire, abuse, anger, anti bullying,

Premium Member Letter
I want a letter from you, dear,
One to make me feel better.
Yes, indeed I want a letter.

I want a signal from you darling,
One to show...

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© Julia Ward  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: anxiety, desire,


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