Gurls Are Different From Boys

I've said it once And I will say it again That girls have always been a mystery They are like buses That won't come Then suddenly you get three They look so pretty And very hard to resist The prettier the girl The sweeter is the kiss It was like some mating ritual They have things us boys don’t have They hang around in gangs giggling Always wondered what they kept in their handbags That they danced around on the floor To catch your eye But I never threw it Although I used to try When I got married I tried to find a map And read a manual too Did Mum and Dad Really do that? Well I never thought it but must be true Because babies down come from nowhere And I have three blisters too. Whenever they have a problem And don’t know what to do They ask you And end up doing The opposite You can tell them till the cows come home And until your face turns blue Above all, they deserve attention and respect That’s if you have a tame one And they don’t leave you in debt. Peter Dome©2024.