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Funny Cute Poems

These Funny Cute poems are examples of Cute poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Cute Funny poems written by international poets.


Premium Member Valentine's Day Is Xmas For Lovers
We all know that Christmas is commercialized
It is about business, profits and making money
So is Valentine's Day right now. Love is for sale
Hearts are on...

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Categories: cute, christmas, dream, flower, heart,



Premium Member Superficial Love
She pooh-poohed his smallish gift.
He looked glum and she looked miffed.
	No diamond in sight,
	She did not delight.
Her love for him was set adrift....

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Categories: cute, funny, giggle, humor,

Premium Member Kit the Camel
I had a camel named Kit.
It was smart, but liked to spit.
	I asked for a kiss.
	It gave me a hiss.
It did not want to kiss...

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Categories: animal, cute, funny, giggle,

Premium Member Mirrors and Smoke
From Manchester came a bloke
who thought himself quite bespoke.
	His risqué pick up lines
	were made in monorhymes.
He proved to be all mirrors, no smoke....

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Categories: cute, funny, giggle, humorous,

Premium Member Ruminant Child
Mary possessed a ruminant child
its fuzziness was sickly pale
and as Mary moved about 
the child would take the same trail.

He tracked her to a learning...

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Categories: cute, fun, giggle, humor,



Premium Member More Than a Kiss
All I asked for was a platonic kiss
but Cupid, he wanted much more than this
	He said, "Get in the groove
	Show her your best move!
For if...

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Categories: cute, funny, giggle, holiday,

Premium Member Cupid and the Saint
“Hey Cupid, hollered the Saint,
bringing me couples, ya ain’t!”
	Cupid answered, “So what?
	Ya just get what ya got.
Don’t mix prayer with complaint.”...

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Categories: cute, funny, holiday, humorous,

If I sing songs
If I sing songs lined with honey 
Will you let me be your bunny? 
     Let my hands make your heart...

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Categories: cute love, emotions, funny

If You're Ever in Crewe
There was a young woman from Crewe
So drunk that she puked in her shoe
The old biddy who saw
Dropped her mouth down in awe
For they were...

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Categories: cute, fun, giggle, humorous,

Premium Member Kitty
Kitty

Pet me pet me you know where,
upon my back, stroke my hair.
If you don’t I’ll give you a stare,
pet me pet me you know where.

By
Josehf...

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Categories: animal, cat, cute, fun,

Why
I cant help but ask why. 
Why did she become my friend way back in year 12.
She was so funny, and kind, and perfect.
so perfect.
Why...

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Categories: appreciation, crush, cute love,

Premium Member T-Shirt
she seemed cute to me
     tee shirt said up for a hug
so, I grabbed a hold

the other side said
  ...

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© Bill Baker  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: boy, clothes, cute, funny,

Premium Member THE STORY OF LEAPING LIZARD THE HIGH-JUMPING TRACK STAR-
Leaping Lizard™ was
 a frog that jump the high hurdles

while Paul Pollywog™  swims and wiggles
 ...can't run nor jump cuz' got no legs
 to...

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Categories: analogy, celebrity, character, cute,

I want my best friend
I want his warmth and broad shoulders, 
I’ve cried on them so many times
but tonight I don’t reach out to him
asking to dry my eyes.

I...

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Categories: best friend, cute, feelings,

Premium Member CATS MEOW DOGS BOW-WOW COWS MOO-
She was the cat’s meow
But yet she cried bow-wow
Bow-wow-meow is the place I drink milk moo-moo 
Not mine skirt apparel I’m the ballerina in the...

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Categories: allusion, analogy, animal, cute