Funny Cute Poems
These Funny Cute poems are examples of Cute poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Cute Funny poems written by international poets.
Valentine's Day Is Xmas For Lovers
cute, christmas, dream, flower, heart,
We all know that Christmas is commercialized
It is about business, profits and making money
So is Valentine's Day right now. Love is for sale
Hearts are on...
cute, funny, giggle, humor,
She pooh-poohed his smallish gift.
He looked glum and she looked miffed.
No diamond in sight,
She did not delight.
Her love for him was set adrift....
Kit the Camel
animal, cute, funny, giggle,
I had a camel named Kit.
It was smart, but liked to spit.
I asked for a kiss.
It gave me a hiss.
It did not want to kiss...
Mirrors and Smoke
cute, funny, giggle, humorous,
From Manchester came a bloke
who thought himself quite bespoke.
His risqué pick up lines
were made in monorhymes.
He proved to be all mirrors, no smoke....
cute, fun, giggle, humor,
Mary possessed a ruminant child
its fuzziness was sickly pale
and as Mary moved about
the child would take the same trail.
He tracked her to a learning...
More Than a Kiss
cute, funny, giggle, holiday,
All I asked for was a platonic kiss
but Cupid, he wanted much more than this
He said, "Get in the groove
Show her your best move!
Cupid and the Saint
cute, funny, holiday, humorous,
“Hey Cupid, hollered the Saint,
bringing me couples, ya ain’t!”
Cupid answered, “So what?
Ya just get what ya got.
Don’t mix prayer with complaint.”...
If I sing songs
cute love, emotions, funny
If I sing songs lined with honey
Will you let me be your bunny?
Let my hands make your heart...
If You're Ever in Crewe
cute, fun, giggle, humorous,
There was a young woman from Crewe
So drunk that she puked in her shoe
The old biddy who saw
Dropped her mouth down in awe
For they were...
animal, cat, cute, fun,
Pet me pet me you know where,
upon my back, stroke my hair.
If you don’t I’ll give you a stare,
pet me pet me you know where.
appreciation, crush, cute love,
I cant help but ask why.
Why did she become my friend way back in year 12.
She was so funny, and kind, and perfect.
boy, clothes, cute, funny,
she seemed cute to me
tee shirt said up for a hug
so, I grabbed a hold
the other side said
THE STORY OF LEAPING LIZARD THE HIGH-JUMPING TRACK STAR-
analogy, celebrity, character, cute,
Leaping Lizard™ was
a frog that jump the high hurdles
while Paul Pollywog™ swims and wiggles
...can't run nor jump cuz' got no legs
I want my best friend
best friend, cute, feelings,
I want his warmth and broad shoulders,
I’ve cried on them so many times
but tonight I don’t reach out to him
asking to dry my eyes.
CATS MEOW DOGS BOW-WOW COWS MOO-
allusion, analogy, animal, cute
She was the cat’s meow
But yet she cried bow-wow
Bow-wow-meow is the place I drink milk moo-moo
Not mine skirt apparel I’m the ballerina in the...