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Funny Cry Poems

These Funny Cry poems are examples of Cry poems about Funny. These are the best examples of Cry Funny poems written by international poets.

Premium Member Needle In The Eye And other Fun Things
I disclose that I
Have regular appointments
For a needle in my eye

A thing I dread 
And I'm afraid of most
Is when I see that Javelin
Getting close


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© Peter Dome  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: anxiety, cry, fear, fun,

Humor laugh so hard I cry-aloud
Sored, that I sneezed involuntary expulsion of urine, I peed 
just like an toddler child

Written words by James Edward Lee...

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Categories: analogy, anxiety, character, cry,

Grody to the Max
Oh, how I dread the horrid sight
of that nasty slop, what a wretched plight.
Its stench invades my twitching nose
I turn away, but my nausea grows....

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Categories: cry, feelings, food, how i

I can tell
Boy, one thing I know fa sho, we can tell a lot in life.
I can tell you mad
I can tell that ain’t gon fit
I can...

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Categories: cry, funny, hair, how

Premium Member Forgiveness
I have heard a hurt person say, 
if you knew what they did to me you would never forgive them. 
Hurt can run very deep...

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Categories: cry, hurt, life, memory,

Premium Member Who Are We At Our Core
We wear a smile to hide,
the tears we wear inside.
Our laughter we have applied,
feeling it will be our guide.
Life is but a wild ride,
filled with...

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Categories: cry, feelings, life, memory,

the song you stole
music notes used to dance for me 
when I played the ivory keys
little birds flying high 
bringing back pieces of the great blue sky 

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Categories: cry, analogy, art, betrayal, break

I’m tired.
When I say that,
people ask me,
“How much sleep did you get?”
They tell me,
“Go to bed earlier then!”
I joke and say that I try,
or I...

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Categories: angst, cry, for teens,

Premium Member Divorce
Vowing love now departing
Over time
Comes with
Eternal peace for all....

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Categories: cry, hurt, kid, love,

Premium Member What I Did Last Summer
sure we should not have cooked him

agent percival snookum

but cannibals pled

and caused so much dread

shame he used a pseudonym.

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Categories: cry, abuse, black african american,

Are You Ok?
Are you ok?
Funny you should ask
Do you really care?
Well let me tell you

My heart is shattered 
My voice is gone
My tears have dried
There is no...

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Categories: cry, depression, for teens,

How strange is laughter?
It comes in so many forms, but really it's joy that we are after.

Laughter can make you cry,
It can make you hurt,

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© Mark West  Create an image from this poem.
Categories: cry, emotions, funny, humor,

Premium Member When Doves Cry
My love has passed away. What can I say?
I could tell so many stories from his life.
Things sad or funny. I could talk all day,

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Categories: cry, death, eulogy,

A Shattered Sonata: Exposing the Falsity of Love's Ode
A Shattered Sonata: Exposing the Falsity of Love's Ode

In the realm of deceit, her love poem bloomed,
A tapestry of falsehood, meticulously groomed.
Each word a masquerade,...

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Categories: cry, age, art, black love,

Premium Member Teardrop
"Tears are rain from the eyes." By Poet 
A simple teardrop,            ...

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Categories: cry, fun, rain, truth,