Cropper Poems - Poems about Cropper

...Jane was very prim and proper Until one day, she came a cropper She caught her stiletto in a drain She screamed profanities to ease the pain And punched a kindly, helpful copper......Read the rest...

...People now walk up to copper, Where Gold isn't for the hoper And silver starves seekers proper: Every single eager shopper... Then go for the waiting copper, Gold bound to be a Heart Stopper; ......Read the rest...

...Hocus Pocus, Balderdash, Newspapers print horror and trash. Oligarchs hungry for extra cash, To add to their enormous stash. Nervous police officers feel the heat, When they caution terrorists......Read the rest...

...I’m a man of constant sorrow tripping over guilt and stress I wear my guilt as a badge of honor, lord, I’m a total mess Even the day I was born, I was mother’s little miracle of mirth My guilt run......Read the rest...

...There was once a woodchopper One day he came a cropper While swinging his axe with glee Pinned himself to a tree I have just told a whopper......Read the rest...

...A little girl named Daisy Mae Had far too much to say Nobody could stop her Until she came a cropper When all of her friends ran away......Read the rest...

...The day my life went so crazy Was when I laid eyes on Daisy She was an old sow Who mooed like a cow And drove all farmhands crazy We tried to put her in a field But sadly that pig......Read the rest...

...Larry used to tell lies Looking one straight in the eyes He came a cropper When telling a whopper Because telling of lies he denied......Read the rest...

...Foreword: My regular radio station recently held a phone in show on the subject of Veganism... The following was inspired by some of the more colourful callers. Purely for fun, no maliçe intend......Read the rest...

...Rudolph has got a red nose From going where no reindeer goes The roof that had ice on Belonged to Mike Tyson It ended up coming to blows ***** This book about reindeer, I’ve recently found ......Read the rest...

...He was just out riding his chopper, All of a sudden he came a cropper. A head on collision with another lad. His head hit the kerb at a terrific rate The trauma he had, left him in a state. When......Read the rest...

...** Apologies for anyone unfamiliar with the metaphors used, they're quite British *** Most people in life work for someone as all the statistics have shown but I thought I'd go out and start up ......Read the rest...

...I accidentally let one loose A ripe for roasting, fattened goose! The ganders in Orwellian mode Honked out the news in gaggled code. Rash Farmer Giles, blood red with rage Would not be easy to......Read the rest...

...She’s not exactly a stunner Or a beauty contest top-runner. Sometimes she slips up on grammar. But is that a reason to damn 'er? Some men want gold and not copper, And more often than not co......Read the rest...

...Toys from Yesteryear Sitting very quietly, looking at a blank page Prompted me to pen a poem about toys that were all the rage I had some wooden jigsaw blocks when I was only two In a wooden b......Read the rest...