Cropper Poems - Poems about Cropper

...My early morning post relates to the powerful emotions icons emit, when they leave us, forever in the physical sense. Did the passing of an icon leave an impression on you? Salute. Title: ......

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... Danny Diver is no belly-flopper Only this time his dive came a-cropper Danny started out fine But he’d drunk too much wine He's motionless in the rescue-co......

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...Reflection on My Glasses  In fairy tales, we learn about the rich  and the poor the wealthy suitor gets the princess's hand The poor cobbler will always be mending shoes  In the "glass slipper,......

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...Jane was very prim and proper Until one day, she came a cropper She caught her stiletto in a drain She screamed profanities to ease the pain And punched a kindly, helpful copper......

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...People now walk up to copper, Where Gold isn't for the hoper And silver starves seekers proper: Every single eager shopper... Then go for the waiting copper, Gold bound to be a Heart Stopper; ......

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...Hocus Pocus, Balderdash, Newspapers print horror and trash. Oligarchs hungry for extra cash, To add to their enormous stash. Nervous police officers feel the heat, When they caution terrorists......

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...I’m a man of constant sorrow tripping over guilt and stress I wear my guilt as a badge of honor, lord, I’m a total mess Even the day I was born, I was mother’s little miracle of mirth My guilt run......

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...There was once a woodchopper One day he came a cropper While swinging his axe with glee Pinned himself to a tree I have just told a whopper......

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...A little girl named Daisy Mae Had far too much to say Nobody could stop her Until she came a cropper When all of her friends ran away......

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...The day my life went so crazy Was when I laid eyes on Daisy She was an old sow Who mooed like a cow And drove all farmhands crazy We tried to put her in a field But sadly that pig......

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...Larry used to tell lies Looking one straight in the eyes He came a cropper When telling a whopper Because telling of lies he denied......

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...Foreword: My regular radio station recently held a phone in show on the subject of Veganism... The following was inspired by some of the more colourful callers. Purely for fun, no maliçe intend......

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...Rudolph has got a red nose From going where no reindeer goes The roof that had ice on Belonged to Mike Tyson It ended up coming to blows ***** This book about reindeer, I’ve recently found ......

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...He was just out riding his chopper, All of a sudden he came a cropper. A head on collision with another lad. His head hit the kerb at a terrific rate The trauma he had, left him in a state. When......

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...** Apologies for anyone unfamiliar with the metaphors used, they're quite British *** Most people in life work for someone as all the statistics have shown but I thought I'd go out and start up ......

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