Short Cropper Poems

Larry used to tell lies
Looking one straight in the eyes
He came a cropper
When telling a whopper
Because telling of lies he denied...

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A little girl named Daisy Mae
Had far too much to say
Nobody could stop her
Until she came a cropper
When all of her friends ran away...

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There was once a woodchopper
One day he came a cropper
While swinging his axe with glee
Pinned himself to a tree
I have just told a whopper...

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Jane was very prim and proper
Until one day, she came a cropper
She caught her stiletto in a drain
She screamed profanities to ease the pain
And punched a kindly, helpful copper...

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     Danny Diver is no belly-flopper
     Only this time his dive came a-cropper 

        Danny started out fine
        But he’d drunk too much wine 

      He's motionless in the rescue-copter
...

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People now walk up to copper,
Where Gold isn't for the hoper
And silver starves seekers proper:
Every single eager shopper...

Then go for the waiting copper,
Gold bound to be a Heart Stopper;
From behind bullets The Dropper
Your shooter off with his chopper.
Also, with your Gold - Changed Pauper;
You as dead as the grasshopper
That manure secures for a cropper...

Only go for precious Gold,
When it isn't hot to hold...

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FOOTLES


Farmer’s Marketeer

Cropper
Shopper
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Stoned in Stonehenge

Fluid
Druid
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Autumn Breeze

Crisper
Whisper
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Twins

Double
Puddle
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Stripper

Fresher
Dresser
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two brain cells walk into a bar

Drinkers
Thinkers
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John G. Lawless
8/25/2014...

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