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Coupons Poems - Poems about Coupons


Premium Member Bad day at Stop And Shop
Jack had just escaped the local slammer He’d struck the sheriff's car with a hammer. He tried to look normal, in an aisle in Stop and Shop But he wondered who might be an undercover cop. Sally was unhappy, by the baked goods she would go She wondered about her past, did other shoppers know? An embarrassing movie, gone...

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Categories: coupons, chocolate, confusion, hilarious, humor,
Form: Lyric
Coupons
Coupons Coupons arrive most every day, Keep the Post Office going, I say, As for me I throw them away, I can’t afford what I’d have to pay. For the catch is you have to spend the rest, Thousands for a new roof or a driveway at best, Or you get an extra can if you buy a case, $10.00 windows washed...

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Categories: coupons, fun,
Form: Light Verse



Couponing
It comes natural. To want to save time as well as money. We incur convenience. Readily available to what we long most. It occurs quite often. The constant clipping and saving. In search of the best deal. Not taking into consideration that we might be short changing ourselves. The shredding and discarding of things we don't use. The big brand we call love. Thought to...

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Categories: coupons, black african american, life,
Form: Free verse
Clipping the Coupons
She always considered herself to be a good housewife Took care of all the necessary things in her husband and children's life But in the kitchen, she really took pride in being the savings queen She purveyed every telly commercial, online promos, coupons in the pages of newspapers and magazines She was taught as a child that riches has wings So it was better to have...

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Categories: coupons, money, perspective, wife,
Form: Light Verse
Coupons
Cut them out with great care Check the expiry dates Carry them in your purse Combine if allowed and Carefully explain to Cashiers who sometimes are Confounded at the deal Written on 08/23/2016 Contest :'Pleiades C' by Kim Merryman...

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Categories: coupons, fun,
Form: Verse



Premium Member Cutting Coupons
cutting coupons from paper left on the john...

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Categories: coupons, funny,
Form: Senryu
Coupons--Let the Clipper Beware
Coupons—Let the Clipper Beware By Elton Camp For those who don’t know how to shop Cutting out coupons perhaps should stop Some clipper will shout in utter dismay “How can such foolishness you dare say?” “By using coupons, I get items at little cost And now you suggest that my effort is lost!” Yet, a waste of time and money they can be And...

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Categories: coupons, family, may, money,
Form: Rhyme

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