Halloween Couplet Poems

Weather Alert, Expect Hard Freeze
Miracle Man
October 31, 2023

The weather alert started with a northwest breeze,
and said before morning we’d see a hard freeze.

But this won’t...

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Spookaroo where are you he yells while standing at the window 
his diaper is sagging and his witches hat is crooked and all askew

The ghostees...

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Havoc is when all hell is loose,
This night belongs to all of you...
 
To the pumpkins slashed into lanterns
“Stingy Jack” his trusty O’ hand returns.

Ne'er-do-wells...

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They say you can never be too thin or too rich ~

    Why's the 'Thin-$$-Prize' always go to the other witch...

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I took a walk on a summer day
Just wanting to get away
To where I spent my childhood years
Looked around and shed some tears
Dutch Hill Park...

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Is Halloween over yet
  A trip to the dentist please set

    Buy a few pair of extra-wide jeans
   ...

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Carriage drawn by four black steeds
Zombie coachman no blood to bleed
He is employed by Dracula
Who calls him fondly Tarantula.

Tonight he's on deadly mission
His masters suffering...

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Before us lies a week of tricks or treats.
But I beckon you to join me in a time of treats.

Kids are presently tricked more and...

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Last night my friend visited a haunted house
Not brave enough to join him, I felt like a louse,

I stayed home and watched a funny comedy
While...

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To finish her work and to honour my love
who now dwells forever in heaven above
It’s something that I am committed to do
to bring her invention...

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The hallowed evening is deafeningly here
Goblins and witches' loud shrieks are near,
Shelled corn raining down our outer wall
Our whimpering dog is cringing in the hall,
Some...

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I was a meticulous city planner, like future plans we make for jasmine days,
And I loved beautifying the big city, like blooming parks where nature...

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How can it be, dear
    Halloween's drawing near

  Thanksgiving then
    will be just round the bend

  Perhaps...

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October, for the disappearance of summer, sighs
We feel it in clouds drifting across the skies,
The birds have gone south to winter abodes
Flowers fading, Mother Nature...

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They came and went, they drank and ate
These chillers and killers and villains great
From a Halloween party that misbehaved
Not tricking or treating but sick and...

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