A Halloween Party 2: the Aftermath

They came and went, they drank and ate These chillers and killers and villains great From a Halloween party that misbehaved Not tricking or treating but sick and depraved No bobbing for apples but slashing with knives No life of the party but those who take lives Freddy thought he'd show off a little shock and awe But leatherface got him first with the chainsaw After a couple drinks his accuracy not on par Then Jason slipped and fell in his blood at the bar Rising angrily looking for a weapon to acquire Found the wrong end of a kitchen knife, classic Myers! Jigsaw so loaded he truly was a puzzle Kujo got loose and escaped his muzzle That leprechaun was on a drunken skirt chase While Chucky keeps calling the barbies dollface Full of shenanigans that would turn your face red No blushing for these devils as they're already dead It's quite the hangover that lasts a calendar year Yet every Halloween they're back to strike fear One night a year where they all skulk around Come November one they're back in the ground