The Forgetful Man
...O, what a forgetful man!
He forgot the wallet
in the car.
He forgot the car keys
in the restaurant.
He forgot to pay for a meal
in the restaurant.
He forgot the name
of the restaurant...
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Categories:
contest humor, crazy, funny, hilarious, humor,
Form: Free verse
Reality
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“Esse est percipi," said the man—
"To be is to be perceived." You see,
Existence is a product of the mind
Where only senses cause reality.
So what's behind all fastened closet doors?
And...
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Categories:
contest humor, humor, philosophy,
Form: Verse
The Stoned Pen - Humor
...I feel privileged.
I have been chosen by the Government
as part of a group testing something called
Edible Clinical Marijuana.
Honestly I half expected it to look like a Burrito
b...
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Categories:
contest humor, humor, humorous,
Form: Narrative
Smart Little Johnny
...It's a real story that happened in one school
when a teacher appeared to be a complete fool.
Once when a teacher of math was sick
a teacher of physical education came, named Nick.
He wanted ...
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Categories:
contest humor, funny, teacher, education, teacher,
Form: Free verse