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Contest Humor Poems - Poems about Contest Humor


The Forgetful Man
...O, what a forgetful man! He forgot the wallet in the car. He forgot the car keys in the restaurant. He forgot to pay for a meal in the restaurant. He forgot the name of the restaurant......

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Categories: contest humor, crazy, funny, hilarious, humor,
Form: Free verse
Premium Member Reality
... “Esse est percipi," said the man— "To be is to be perceived." You see, Existence is a product of the mind Where only senses cause reality. So what's behind all fastened closet doors? And......

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Categories: contest humor, humor, philosophy,
Form: Verse



Premium Member The Stoned Pen - Humor
...I feel privileged. I have been chosen by the Government as part of a group testing something called Edible Clinical Marijuana. Honestly I half expected it to look like a Burrito b......

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Categories: contest humor, humor, humorous,
Form: Narrative
Smart Little Johnny
...It's a real story that happened in one school when a teacher appeared to be a complete fool. Once when a teacher of math was sick a teacher of physical education came, named Nick. He wanted ......

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Categories: contest humor, funny, teacher, education, teacher,
Form: Free verse

Book: Reflection on the Important Things