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Contest Humor Poems - Poems about Contest Humor


The Forgetful Man

...O, what a forgetful man!

He forgot the wallet
in the car.

He forgot the car keys
in the restaurant.

He forgot to pay for a meal
in the restaurant.

He forgot the name
of the restaurant...
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Categories: contest humor, crazy, funny, hilarious, humor,
Form: Free verse

Premium MemberReality

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“Esse est percipi," said the man—
"To be is to be perceived." You see,
Existence is a product of the mind
Where only senses cause reality.

So what's behind all fastened closet doors?
And...
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Categories: contest humor, humor, philosophy,
Form: Verse



Premium MemberThe Stoned Pen - Humor

...I feel privileged.

I have been chosen by the Government 
as part of a group testing something called 
Edible Clinical Marijuana.

Honestly I half expected it to look like a Burrito 
b...
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Categories: contest humor, humor, humorous,
Form: Narrative

Smart Little Johnny

...It's a real story that happened in one school  
when a teacher appeared to be a complete fool. 
Once when a teacher of math was sick 
a teacher of physical education came, named Nick. 
He wanted ...
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Categories: contest humor, funny, teacher, education, teacher,
Form: Free verse

Book: Radiant Verses: A Journey Through Inspiring Poetry