Smart Little Johnny

It's a real story that happened in one school  
when a teacher appeared to be a complete fool. 
Once when a teacher of math was sick 
a teacher of physical education came, named Nick. 
He wanted to show how intelligent he is 
so he said: Solve my problem please! 
- The car moves at a high speed. 
To go to Spain a plane we need. 
How old am I if the plane now is high in the sky? 
- If to take all these tasks and mix  
we’ll get the result: You are twenty six. 
- Right you are Johnny! 
Your arms are scrawny but brain is brawny. 
How did you solve this problem so quick? 
For me it’s easier to break a brick. 
- Well, our neighbor being so sleazy is thirteen, 
and my mum says that he is a semi cretin. 

©Larisa Rzhepishevska (Odessa, Ukraine)

For Francine Roberts contest "Humor Me"
Copyright © | Year Posted 2012

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Brown Avatar
November 30, 2012 at 6:27 AM
Congratulations on your placement in Francine's "Humor Me" contest Larisa. Love, Carol
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November 19, 2012 at 2:38 PM
Larisa.. congratulations with your poem... always~ :-) PD
Dietrich Avatar
November 18, 2012 at 10:25 AM
This is very unique! I didn't even understand the math problem itself. hahaha. Big congrats on your win.
Rzhepishevska Avatar
November 18, 2012 at 9:54 AM
Hi, my dear friends! I would like to thank everyone for your kind comments.
Tams The Golden Girl Avatar
November 18, 2012 at 8:35 AM
ha ha well done with this lovely piece. Congratulations on your in xx
Guzzi Avatar
November 18, 2012 at 7:47 AM
UT OH! That flew over my head..how did he get the right answer? I never could do word problems LOL Congrad's on your win. Light & Love
Roberts Avatar
November 18, 2012 at 5:09 AM
Well done Larisa....Seren
Roberts Avatar
November 17, 2012 at 10:29 PM
congrats on your 4th place win in the contest Larisa
Smith Avatar
November 7, 2012 at 2:27 AM
Very funny! Love it!
Rzhepishevska Avatar
November 7, 2012 at 3:12 AM
Thank you, Sharon!
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